November 23, 2005
***Ring Ring Ring***
“Hello?” (Notice I DIDN’T say, Good Morning Economy Glass….Ya, well, that’s because my house ISN’T Economy Glass.)
“Oh hi, are you open for cutting?”
“Ummm……cutting? Cutting what?” (Cutting the cheese? Cutting the grass? Cutting a tree down?)
“Ah, hello? Glass!” (Says in a voice much like a BEEYOTCH.)
“Ummmm…….I’m pretty sure I’m not.”
“Well fine then!” (Said in a possessed demon type voice and then Phone is then slammed in my ear. Well not literally in my ear because, wow that would hurt like a SOB. Whatever that means.)
Posted by Sassy @ 7:54 pm • Uncategorized
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November 23rd, 2005 at 7:32 pm, Karen Rani Says:
Karma.