December 25, 2005

This is my husband. He’s got an IQ of 48. He’s the brainiac of our family. He loves playing his banjo while picking his nose……he’s quite the multi-tasker. He enjoys eating his earwax.

I’m the ma. I put on my fancy scarf today. I love eating frozen fish sticks. I sometimes lick our metal flag pole on cold days. I love chewing my toes.

This is our oldest boy. He likes growing his toenails until they curl. He likes the smell of rotten cheese. He can count to 37. We’re so proud.

This is our oldest boy’s girlfriend. She is hoping to be in Playboy soon. She’s just waiting to have extensive hair removal. She sometimes eats our son’s belly button lint.

This is our 17 year old. He loves eating raw hamburger and burnt french fries. He can walk on all fours like nobody’s business. He so smart.

This is our youngest. She loves pulling the wings off of dead flies. She sometimes meows like a cat. She’s so purdy.

****Note….our youngest boy wanted no part of this…..I’m thinking he’s the smartest one of the lot. Merry Christmas from our home to yours.****

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7 Responses to “Merry Christmas.”

1. December 25th, 2005 at 7:28 pm, Day Says:

   LOL! Looks like y’all really got into the spirit of this-there Christmas.

   Merry Christmas Sassy! Keep the fun coming

2. December 25th, 2005 at 8:18 pm, Karen Rani Says:

   GEEEEEEZZZZUUUSSSSS…..

   Pee…..running….all over the leather chair…….the hardwood… my jammies soaked with urine….oh dear!!!!

   THAT WAS MOTHER FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!!!
   You are da bomb!

   MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!

3. December 25th, 2005 at 8:58 pm, Sally Says:

   LMAO…it’s nice seeing the pictures of the family!!

   MERRY CHRISTMAS SASSY AND FAMILY!!

4. December 26th, 2005 at 8:04 am, LisaNY Says:

   Dim der teef are so purdy! What a lovely family. LMFAO

5. December 26th, 2005 at 9:27 am, LauraD817 Says:

   To Funny

6. December 27th, 2005 at 7:49 am, Anonymous Says:

   Does Anthony have any other shirts? Every picture I’ve got or I see of him, he’s got that same blue and red on. Was there a sale at the piggly-wiggly?

   Merry Christmas!

   Garth

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