January 16, 2006
I bought myself a new hat on the weekend. It’s pink (really?) and kinda fuzzy and I freakin’ love it. I decided to wear it today. Did you know that when you wear a hat, that you really have to commit the whole day to wearing it? Well you do. I came home from taking my daughter to school and took my hat off. A little later on, I happened to walk by a mirror and the horror almost knocked my socks off. Oh my gawd,”hat hair” is fucking hideous. I will not be posting that picture. No thanks. So I will be wearing said hat the rest of the day. Even to my bathroom breaks. Why oh why is there no warning labels on hats? “Caution. Wearing this hat will cause your hair to look like you’re on crack, look like you never run a brush through your rat nest, have abnormally flat hair and will make your family and friends run screaming for their bloody lives“.

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January 16th, 2006 at 11:24 am, Patty Says:
lmao oh too funny, reasons why you will never see a hat on me!
January 16th, 2006 at 11:28 am, LisaNY Says:
Oooo come on, I wanna see your “hat hair”!!
I only wear hats in the summer and thats if I’m in the pool and gotta run somewhere, then back in the pool again .
LOL
Hugz…Lisa
January 16th, 2006 at 11:48 am, LauraD817 Says:
I dont do hats!
XO
January 16th, 2006 at 1:49 pm, Sally Says:
I like wearing hats but not all the time. The hat you have on is the hat I want to buy Samantha! OOOHH I’m with Lisa, I want to see the “hat hair” too!! LMAO
January 16th, 2006 at 2:27 pm, Karen Rani Says:
I love your hat Sassy!!!!!!! It’s SO YOU!!!!!!!!!
January 16th, 2006 at 7:38 pm, John Says:
hey why don’t u put ur email or IM in ur profile? heehee just an idea please don’t bash me.
July 10th, 2006 at 11:08 pm, Anonymous Says:
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