January 19, 2006

Rotten ‘Ronnies. That’s what we call McDonald’s. Not to say I don’t crave a Big Mac once in awhile but I don’t want to eat it every day.


Last weekend, I decided I was craving RR’s, we happened to be in Walmart so we stopped by RR’s. I wanted chicken nuggets instead of the fries that come with the meal. Sounds pretty simple right? Well it wasn’t.

Hi. I’d like to order combo number 7 please but instead of fries, I’d like 6 nuggets.
What you want?
I just told you. Combo 7 with nuggets in place of fries.
You can’t.
I can’t?
No.
You’re out of chicken nuggets?
No.
No?
No.
Okay. So I’ll have 6 nuggets instead of the fries.
No.
No? I’m looking around because I just know I’m on television.
No.
Okay, maybe I’m not making myself clear (although I’m pretty sure a retarded sealion could get it). I’d like combo 7 with a 6 pack of nuggets instead of the fries. So no fries. But nuggets instead.
I can’t.
You can’t? You can’t give me nuggets? Why?
It don’t come with the meal. Nice fucking grammar guy.
Well then. How about I get combo 7 plus the nuggets.
So you don’t want the fries?

Good gawd, help me.

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8 Responses to “Rotten ‘Ronnies.”

1. January 19th, 2006 at 5:52 am, Kunstemæcker Says:

   You weren’t explaining it clearly enough. I didn’t get it either.

   So, you want the fries or not? haha.

2. January 19th, 2006 at 7:34 am, Patty Says:

   omg roflmao here that is too funny but oh so true about mcdonalds….try to do something different they freak out!

3. January 19th, 2006 at 8:08 am, ozymandiaz Says:

   Well, do you want the fries or what?

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5. January 20th, 2006 at 8:16 am, Webmiztris Says:

   wow, sounds like he’s Walmart managerial material in the making!!

6. January 20th, 2006 at 8:21 am, Miss Jes Says:

   But you wanted the fries rite?

7. January 21st, 2006 at 3:59 am, Miss Misery Says:

   So..it was with fries and nuggets? Haha..

   You’ve been a victim of the “wow I’m too lazy to do that” employee. I love telling people at work they can’t have Ice Caps, and having them get all “Well why not?” (In the Kiosk in the gas station, we don’t make them).

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