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Taggity Tag Tag Tag.

January 24, 2006

Get it? I’ve been tagged. And who tagged me? Oh a chick I know, have talked to a time or two and have slept with. There was no sex involved though. Sorry. We were just at a big sleepover. Her name is Karen. So yes she tagged me and apparently I’m supposed to talk about myself. Well shit, that’s easy. Muahahahahhahaa. Try not to fall asleep people. Maybe grab some coffee just incase this gets real boring. There’s going to be 27 fun and facinating facts here (Ya, don’t hold your breath on this one). Oh I can feel the excitment now. Here goes…….

1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what did you think?
I thought, no wonder your husband married you. I’d marry you.

2. How much cash do you have on you?
Actually on me? None. In my pink purse, maybe about $14.78, not that I counted exactly.

3. What’s a word that rhymes with “test”?
“Best”, as in this is the best question ever. **Insert rolling eyes here**

4. Favorite planet?
I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say Earth. I live on earth. I eat on earth. I shop on earth. I have sex on earth. Personally I haven’t been to the other planets, so I’m not quite sure what they have to offer. **I hope the fucking questions get better than this**

5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your cell phone?
Ummm I don’t miss calls. Like heeeelllloooo?

6. What is your favorite ring on your phone?
That would be Photograph by Nickelback, who are my favorite band. So if there’s a question in here about my favorite band, I’m not fucking answering it again. I’ve just said it here.

7. What shirt are you wearing?
Fuck. Not wearing a shirt. I sleep naked except for panties. I wake up and immediately walk to my computer to do my morning routine before anyone gets up. Wait. That’s a lie. I am wearing a shirt. I forgot. I’m wearing a white tee with pink letters on it that says, Lucky. **As in, how fucking lucky am I to be doing these questions?**

8. Do you “label” yourself?
Well who the fuck doesn’t? I am a sexy nerd.

9. Name the brand of shoes you’re currently wearing now:
It’s fucking 6:49 am, I’m barefoot.

10. Bright or dark room?
Well that kinda depends. If I was performing surgery, well I suppose I’d want a bright room. If I’m developing pictures, then obviously I’d want a dark room. What kind of questions are these? Holy.

11. What do you think of the person who took this survey before you?
I slept with her remember? In all seriousness, she’s been a wonderful friend to me and I love her. We met for the first time last summer on our road trip to New York!

12. What were you doing at midnight last night?
I was sitting at my computer all giddy and happy from seeing Nickelback in concert. **Sigh**

13. What did your last text message you received on your cell phone say?
It said, “Can I take the van to take Amanda to work”? That was from my son. And I said yes.

14. Where is your nearest 7-11?
About a 5 min drive from here. **Who fucking cares?**

15. What’s a saying(s) you say alot?
“Oh my gawd”, “whatever”, “shitballs”, “shitmonkeys”, “really”, “you’re kidding me right?”

16. Who told you they loved you last?
My son Ryan.

17. Last furry thing you touched?
Ummmmm. Well. I bumped into a hairy man last night at the concert….does that count?

18. How many days of school did you miss this week?
What the fuck? I don’t go to school. Been there, done that. That was sooooo in the “1900′s”.

19. How many rolls of film do you need to get developed?
Well since getting a digital camera, none. However, if you want a fucking answer to this, it was about 12 rolls and they’re all developed now. Happy?

20. Favorite age you’ve been so far?
Who is writing these? I like my current age.

21. Your worst enemy?
OMG, are we in junior high? I don’t have any as far as I know. If one crops up, I’ll let you know. Oh wait, I think the old bat that lives next door has a hate on for me. I’ll get back to you.

22. What is your current desktop picture?
Does anyone even really give a fuck? It’s a picture of me, me, me, me, me because I’m stuck on myself. Wait. I’ve told another lie. It’s currently a picture of 2 of my kids. There, I bet your life is complete now.

23. What was the last thing you said to someone?
Good night and sweet dreams. **Anyone still awake?**

24. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly, which would you choose?
Really? Are you kidding me? I can get in a plane if I want to fly. I’m taking the money people.

25. Do you like someone?
Okay, am I on Candid Camera? These questions are getting more annoying as each one passes. Yes, I like lots of people. Or is this the part where I say, Oh I sure do like someone? Oh it’s a secret though. I can’t tell. Maybe I’ll get my bf to tell the guy I like him. Can we all spell Junior High?

26. The last song you listened to?
Rock Star by Nickelback at their concert.

27. Carmen Electra or Pam Anderson?
Fuck. What a choice. I dislike both of them. I pick me. ‘Cause I can. It’s my fucking blog. So deal.

I hope I haven’t tortured my readers too much. I mean I bet they’re all sitting on the edge of their seats with anticipation, hoping there’s more. Well there isn’t. Twenty-seven questions is the limit.

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7 Responses to “Taggity Tag Tag Tag.”

  1. LMAO I see you got tagged too;) and hey didn’t fall alsleep!

  2. favorite planet? seriously, who wrote that – a 5th grader? lol

  3. Hello there…

    Awesome stuff; but do you know about mlm opportunity?

  4. I’m so glad you got tagged. I hope to sleep with you in March!!! LMAO!!!!!!

    Great answers to the questions!

    BIG HUGS
    Nicole

  5. Ya, that is so cool! But I bet you don’t know about goal setting techniques!

  6. yea, 27 questions are fine…if they are written by an adult. You fared much better than I would have. I’d have put a bullit in my knoggin half way thru…

  7. lol you’re funny.





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