February 2, 2006

Okay, hold on to your shorts people. I’ve been tagged. Again. I know, I know, but don’t shoot the messenger mmmkay? It’s Karen’s fault. Totally. Here goes:

Four jobs I’ve had:

1. Babysitting 2 snot nosed, grubby, fat kids when I was 12. I had to cook them Kraft fucking dinner every single day. No wonder they were porkers.

2. Bellboy Drycleaners. The owner, “Mr Brown” was a 50 year old perv. I was 15 at the time. He wanted to take me on a picnic and show me ‘nature’. Ah. Yes, I’m a hot 15 year old, and you’re a dirty, old, fat, middle aged dickwad, so ya, I’m gonna go get it on with you. Dream on.

3.Wallpaper manager (doesn’t that sound exotic? Yawn). I worked for my father for a few years. Contractors used to hit on me. Super.

4. Photographer. I get to make fugly people look half decent.

Four movies I can watch over and over:

1. Pretty Woman. I mean we’ve all dreamed that our hooker-ish ways will be thrown out and we’ll meet the rich man of our dreams and we’ll live happily ever after. Totally.

2. Shrek 2. I’m a reeeeeeallll booooooooooy.

3. Barney. I love you. You love me. Bullshit.

4. My homemade porn tape. Oh I’m kidding, relax. I don’t really have a homemade porn tape. Or dooooo I?

Four places I’ve lived:

1. My mothers womb. Man it was hot in there.

2. Nova Scotia. I was 2. I guess it was fun. I was 2, cut me some slack people.

3. Fredericton. Well just outside the city. In the country. Yawn.

4. Calgary. City of almost a million people. And I know every single one of them. Oops my bad, I lied. I know like 10 of them.

Four TV shows I love:

1. Survivor. Starts tonight people. Get out the baked nachos and salsa.

2. American Idol. I love the idiots that get on there, that think they can sing. And then I love it when Simon tells them it was dreadful, really dreadful.

3. King of Queens. Kevin James is the funniest fucking chubby teddy bear ever.

4. ER. I would totally sleep with a hot doctor.

Four highly-touted TV shows I detest:

1. The Apprentice. Looking at Donald Trump’s fucking gigantuous combover makes me vomit a little.

2. C.S.I. NY. Curly haired chick, Canacor-eat-my-ass can’t act.

3. Oprah. Now, I do watch her show sometimes but other times, she’s a real bore and has an “I’m better than you” attitude. So when she’s being ‘preachy’, I turn her off.

4. The OC. Looks like a show of retarded snots from rich families that go surfing and shopping all day. Boooooring.

Four books I’d recommend to anyone, anytime:

1. I

2. Don’t

3. Have

4. Any….I love to read, I swear but honestly, once I read a book, I move on people.

Four places I’ve vacationed:

1. New York. I eloped.

2. New Hampshire. I swam there. Yay. Exciting.

3. Drove across Canada. With 2 small children. Can you see the fun here? No? Ya.

4. PEI. I was 5. I barfed on the train ride.

Four of my favorite dishes:

1. Chinese food. It’s sooo good. Anytime.

2. Bbq’d steak. Gawd I love meat.

3. Ice cream. Ummm it is so a dish.

4. Baked nachos. Thanks Karen for getting me addicted. I appreciate that.

Four sites I visit daily:

1.My favorite blogs. Some are on my blogroll and some I’ve not put yet. But I will. I swear.

2. Blog Explosion

3. Environment Canada. I have to know what the weather is going to be each day. Freak. I know.

4. MM


Four places I would rather be right now:


1. In bed. I would love to be fu………

2. On a hot beach. Being hot.

3. Africa. Give me a lion. Or a cheetah.

4. Disneyland. On a freakin’ rollercoaster.


Four people I’m tagging.


1.Oh.

2.Wait.

3.Noone.

4.Ever.

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3 Responses to “T. T is for Tit. Oh and Tag.”

1. February 3rd, 2006 at 6:29 am, Pusher Robot Says:

   you said:…4. Calgary. City of almost a million people. And I know every single one of them….

   Which made me think, you know, you SHOULD know them all. At least that’s what people think when I talk to them. (Am Canadian, living in the States). They’ll know someone that is also from Canada and ask if I know them. Or they’ll know of a town somewhere in Canada and ask me if I know where that is…of course I do, I know ALL the people AND places in Canada, just like you know all the places and people here in the USA. So I’m sure you know EVERYONE in Calgary

2. February 3rd, 2006 at 8:00 am, Sassy Says:

   Oh ain’t that the truth! I was in Maine shopping a few years back and told the cashier at Walmart that I was from Canada. She asked me if I knew her cousin Barb in Quebec. Yes, yes I do, of course.

3. February 4th, 2007 at 10:53 pm, Anonymous Says:

   Best regards from NY! » » »