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T.  T is for Tit.  Oh and Tag.

February 2, 2006

Okay, hold on to your shorts people. I’ve been tagged. Again. I know, I know, but don’t shoot the messenger mmmkay? It’s Karen’s fault. Totally. Here goes:

Four jobs I’ve had:

1. Babysitting 2 snot nosed, grubby, fat kids when I was 12. I had to cook them Kraft fucking dinner every single day. No wonder they were porkers.

2. Bellboy Drycleaners. The owner, “Mr Brown” was a 50 year old perv. I was 15 at the time. He wanted to take me on a picnic and show me ‘nature’. Ah. Yes, I’m a hot 15 year old, and you’re a dirty, old, fat, middle aged dickwad, so ya, I’m gonna go get it on with you. Dream on.

3.Wallpaper manager (doesn’t that sound exotic? Yawn). I worked for my father for a few years. Contractors used to hit on me. Super.

4. Photographer. I get to make fugly people look half decent.

Four movies I can watch over and over:

1. Pretty Woman. I mean we’ve all dreamed that our hooker-ish ways will be thrown out and we’ll meet the rich man of our dreams and we’ll live happily ever after. Totally.

2. Shrek 2. I’m a reeeeeeallll booooooooooy.

3. Barney. I love you. You love me. Bullshit.

4. My homemade porn tape. Oh I’m kidding, relax. I don’t really have a homemade porn tape. Or dooooo I?

Four places I’ve lived:

1. My mothers womb. Man it was hot in there.

2. Nova Scotia. I was 2. I guess it was fun. I was 2, cut me some slack people.

3. Fredericton. Well just outside the city. In the country. Yawn.

4. Calgary. City of almost a million people. And I know every single one of them. Oops my bad, I lied. I know like 10 of them.

Four TV shows I love:

1. Survivor. Starts tonight people. Get out the baked nachos and salsa.

2. American Idol. I love the idiots that get on there, that think they can sing. And then I love it when Simon tells them it was dreadful, really dreadful.

3. King of Queens. Kevin James is the funniest fucking chubby teddy bear ever.

4. ER. I would totally sleep with a hot doctor.

Four highly-touted TV shows I detest:

1. The Apprentice. Looking at Donald Trump’s fucking gigantuous combover makes me vomit a little.

2. C.S.I. NY. Curly haired chick, Canacor-eat-my-ass can’t act.

3. Oprah. Now, I do watch her show sometimes but other times, she’s a real bore and has an “I’m better than you” attitude. So when she’s being ‘preachy’, I turn her off.

4. The OC. Looks like a show of retarded snots from rich families that go surfing and shopping all day. Boooooring.

Four books I’d recommend to anyone, anytime:

1. I

2. Don’t

3. Have

4. Any….I love to read, I swear but honestly, once I read a book, I move on people.

Four places I’ve vacationed:

1. New York. I eloped.

2. New Hampshire. I swam there. Yay. Exciting.

3. Drove across Canada. With 2 small children. Can you see the fun here? No? Ya.

4. PEI. I was 5. I barfed on the train ride.

Four of my favorite dishes:

1. Chinese food. It’s sooo good. Anytime.

2. Bbq’d steak. Gawd I love meat.

3. Ice cream. Ummm it is so a dish.

4. Baked nachos. Thanks Karen for getting me addicted. I appreciate that.

Four sites I visit daily:

1.My favorite blogs. Some are on my blogroll and some I’ve not put yet. But I will. I swear.

2. Blog Explosion

3. Environment Canada. I have to know what the weather is going to be each day. Freak. I know.

4. MM


Four places I would rather be right now:


1. In bed. I would love to be fu………

2. On a hot beach. Being hot.

3. Africa. Give me a lion. Or a cheetah.

4. Disneyland. On a freakin’ rollercoaster.


Four people I’m tagging.


1.Oh.

2.Wait.

3.Noone.

4.Ever.


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3 Responses to “T. T is for Tit. Oh and Tag.”

  1. you said:…4. Calgary. City of almost a million people. And I know every single one of them….

    Which made me think, you know, you SHOULD know them all. At least that’s what people think when I talk to them. (Am Canadian, living in the States). They’ll know someone that is also from Canada and ask if I know them. Or they’ll know of a town somewhere in Canada and ask me if I know where that is…of course I do, I know ALL the people AND places in Canada, just like you know all the places and people here in the USA. So I’m sure you know EVERYONE in Calgary :)

  2. Oh ain’t that the truth! I was in Maine shopping a few years back and told the cashier at Walmart that I was from Canada. She asked me if I knew her cousin Barb in Quebec. Yes, yes I do, of course.

  3. Best regards from NY! » » »





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