February 11, 2006

I just checked my mail and had a nice letter from Chrissy Fitzgerald. Not sure who the fuck Chrissy is, but he/she wrote this:


hey i’m looking to get laid ASAP can you help


Sorry Chrissy, I can’t lay you today. I’m super busy plucking my eyebrows but perhaps you could at the very least buy me dinner first and for Godssake use punctuation. I mean really.

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One Response to “Sorry I Can’t Help You.”

1. February 15th, 2006 at 7:34 pm, KB Says:

   O. M. G.

   You’re hilarious!

   I love those emails–don’t you?