February 16, 2006
…I have a great deal for you!
I am not interested, thanks.
No really, if you buy our newspaper, we will give you FREE plane tickets.
Ummmm sure you will.
It’s a one time special.
And I would have to give up my first born inorder to obtain these 2 ‘free’ tickets?
No not at all. We are only offering this special to our very best customers.
I’ve never been a customer. Oh I have a set of pots for sale.
Pardon? Pots?
Yes. Are you interested?
Ah, no, not really ma’am.
Well then. I’m not interested in your deal either. Oh and don’t call me ma’am.
Ah……
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Posted by Sassy @ 8:30 am • Uncategorized
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February 16th, 2006 at 6:37 am, ozymandiaz Says:
Ooooh. What kinda pots? Were getting rid of ours and are loking for something else. Oh, wait, were you just f*%&ing witht he ppor newspaper saleslady?
February 16th, 2006 at 7:13 am, Sassy Says:
Oh I was messin’ with her mind! LOL!
February 16th, 2006 at 8:28 am, Newspaper Sales Lady Says:
you can run but you can’t hide!
so, no…really you can get two free plane tickets
we know you are our best customer, we’ve been watching you! see the white van parked outside?
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