Oh My Gawd Sodagirl!
20 Things.  Figure It Out.

February 24, 2006

1.People who wear nightgowns to the mall or the grocery store. **How hard is it to put on a pair of pants?**

2.Juice boxes.


4.Kevin Federline.

5.Famous people who make ‘porn’ movies and then claim they had ‘no idea’ where that came from when it’s leaked to the public and available for download. **Riiiiiiiiiiight**.

6.Paris Hilton.

7.Paris Hilton.

8.Paris Hilton.

9.People who go on a fishing expedition in their noses while sitting in their car at a red light. **Jesus, fuck, WE CAN SEE YOU.**


11.Young, thin Santa Clauses’ at the mall. **You’re supposed to be old, fat and dumpy.**

12.People who take and touch my cash and THEN go on to prepare my food without washing their hands. **Fuck off and give me back my money**.

13.The Teletubbies.


15.People who refuse to take a fucking toothbrush to their mouth like ever and then have the nerve to get up close and personal to tell me their life story. **Take a hike**

16.White socks with black dress pants. **Please give Michael Jackson back his look**

17.People who walk their dog with a bag for their dog’s shit AND then leave the bag with the shit in it, on the sidewalk. **Nice, asshole**.

18.My neighbors.

19.Long toenails. **Blech Blech Barf Barf**

20.Feminine hygiene products commercials. **Dumb dumb dumb**

“20 Things” theme from Mama Says Om

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8 Responses to “20 Things. Figure It Out.”

  1. Note to self – cut toenails by March 2nd. Ew. Kidding.

  2. Ummm. Oh. Gawd.

  3. Applauding at 6,7, 8 & 13. They are all overated.

  4. did MzThang just say that 6, 7, 8 and 13 were related … i can see the resembl….*oh*….overated?…er…yah…nevermind :)

  5. Number 20! oh my word!
    i would have to add those ads for waxing, the ones where the girls don’t have any hair. so annoying.

    your site always makes me laugh so much.

  6. my husband’s mother has long toenails. they are perfectly pedicured, but ummmm, no. That’s too weird. I remember the first time I saw those toe talons – they scared the crap out of me. Does she have to buy new socks every day, I wonder?

  7. Oh, how about this one – the PRE-MADE peanut butter and jelly sandwiches called “uncrustables” you can buy in the freezer section. It’s a fucking peanut butter and jelly sandwich. If you can’t prepare one on your own you got bigger problems.

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