I sure hope the ’spell check police’ aren’t out and about. I sweat bullets worrying about those old farts picking apart my grammar and spelling and shit.
Gosh I’m full of piss and vinegar today. It’s a good day. I love Monday’s. Oh oh, wait, it’s Tuesday but it’s still a good day.
Have you ever been stalked? I can tell you, it’s a bit creepy. It really makes you question the person’s sanity. Really.
Not to say, I’m sure we’ve all been a bit obssessive at times in our lives but usually once a person gets a certain age, like say, over age TWELVE, it ends. Or one would hope.
I know I’m all that and a bag of potato chips (**insert sarcasm here**) but come on, it has to end at some point. Like if you want me to send a picture of myself so you can admire me all day, then just ask. Sheesh. I’m easy to get a long with. Or if you want a collection of my writings, then hey, drop me an email. Honestly, no need to lurk at my blog and elsewhere to spy on me. Let’s all spell C.R.E.E.P.Y. together now shall we?
I’m sure my faithful readers who just abso-freakin’-lutely adore me (and you all know who you are), are scratching their pretty (or handsome) heads, wondering what the fuck is she talking about? Well let’s just say, a couple of non bloggers are a tad interested, so it seems, it what I’m doing. I have no clue why, since they apparently hate me and everything I do and love gossiping about me. It’s time to get over me and stop stalking me and my blog and my email and my MSN group. Get a day job or something. Get a hobby. Or better yet, get a life.
So for all of you who frequent my blog and post your wonderful comments to me (hey even the fucking spammers are nicer to me than my stalkers and at least leave their name and a nice ‘love your blog’, won’t you buy some toilet cleaner from me), I thank you for taking the time to read and enjoy, I do appreciate my little group of blogging buddies who truly like me. For the couple of non bloggers, please, stop coming to my blog. It’s weird. It’s over. Move the fuck on.
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