March 8, 2006

Get excited because the crazy cute bizatch is back.

I had a freakin’ blast with my 2 very dear friends! They were so drunk sweet the whole time. We laughed so hard they peed their pants. We ate so much that we needed to purchase elastic pants and be wheeled out of the restaurants. It was super.


My flight home was fine. Except for the big, 20 something guy trying to hit on me in a not so subtle way (ummmm I have an almost 19 year old son, I’m not into anyone under 30 thank you very much). I’m guessing he was about 21 and he acted like he was about 10. His buddy sat in the seat directly in front of him. They would take turns being morons to each other. My seat partner would punch his friend’s seat. His friend would then reach back and try to grab his buddy’s hat off of his head. Jesus. Go out in public much?


After about 15 minutes of this, I decided to give lover boy my extra headphones so he could watch tv and NOT talk to me or touch my leg with his leg. *Shudder*. He smiles at me and asks me if I live in Calgary and what I like to do for fun. Nunya. Put your damn headphones on and stop speaking to me immediately.


I had a super snack on the plane. Two vanilla-ish type cookies with stale frosting and a blob of hard, gumdrop like shit in the middle. Nasty. But when you’re slightly starving, it will do I suppose. I ate it. Blech. Remind me to punch myself in the face for being so desperate.


Anyhoo, I arrived safe and sound, my luggage wasn’t stolen (see below) and my family actually missed me and cleaned the house. How much better can it get people?

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9 Responses to “Look Out People. I’m Back.”

1. March 8th, 2006 at 8:44 am, Karen Rani Says:

   Did you give those big boys my number? Sweet.

2. March 8th, 2006 at 8:46 am, Pusher Robot Says:

   Wooooohoooooo!!!! She’s BACK!!!!! Thank goodness!

3. March 8th, 2006 at 9:25 am, Useless Man Says:

   You can be thankful he was trying to grab the hat, and not something else…

   Morons. Useless Men. Can you give them OUR website? Thanks.

   Thanks for sharing.

4. March 8th, 2006 at 9:47 am, angiejdurocher Says:

   Crazy ass kids…
   Glad you made it home safe…
   Huggss
   ~A

5. March 8th, 2006 at 4:28 pm, Nicole Says:

   Glad you made it home safely babe. I miss you! I had an awesome time with you and Karen…can’t wait to do it again!
   Love ya
   Nic

6. March 9th, 2006 at 2:57 am, Belle Says:

   It’s better than a really large person squeezing their ass into the seat next to yours and then farting the entire trip. Yeah, that really happened to me.

7. March 9th, 2006 at 7:24 am, MzThang Says:

   Rofl! Very interesting plane ride I must say.lol

8. March 9th, 2006 at 5:23 pm, Mike Says:

   Welcome back!

9. July 12th, 2006 at 2:21 pm, Anonymous Says:

   This is very interesting site…
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