March 10, 2006
Maddy: Mom, how do you know who has their privates shaved and who doesn’t?
Me: **Choke cough cough cough**
Maddy: Mom?
Me: Ummm. **Silence**
Maddy: I’m waaaaaaaiting.
Me: Well. I, ummmm, well, see it’s, well, I, ah, I should really go buy some stamps.
Maddy: Are you going to answer my question? Like today?
Me: You know, I think maybe you should ask your dad.
Maddy: But daddy is a boy. Do boys shave their fur too?
Me: Sure.
Maddy: Well how will I know?
Me: Well, seriously, there’s really no need for you to know. You’re five. Plus, you should really only be worrying about your own, ummmm, fur.
Maddy: Can I have a popsicle?
Me: You can have like 8.
Maddy: Okay. Sweet!
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March 10th, 2006 at 11:38 pm, Kentucky Girl Says:
LOL! Does she take after her mum or pop?
March 12th, 2006 at 2:44 am, Belle Says:
Did you ever figure out where she heard about it?!
March 12th, 2006 at 11:26 am, Miss Misery Says:
Wow, how did a five year old find out about fur?
March 12th, 2006 at 4:14 pm, MrsFortune Says:
dang … maybe she’s just figured out that’s how you’ll give her unlimited sugar. Just imagine what you’d give her if she started asking you about K-Y … haha ..
Smart kid!
March 12th, 2006 at 9:43 pm, Jeremy Barker Says:
You could try and get Isaac Mizrahi to come by your house. He seems to have no trouble asking is someone has shaved their fur or not.
March 13th, 2006 at 7:37 am, MzThang Says:
Good Lawd girlfriend! What has she been watching? ROFL!
March 13th, 2006 at 7:40 am, MzThang Says:
Good Lawd girlfriend! What has she been watching? ROFL!
March 13th, 2006 at 11:48 am, miss_lissa Says:
**wipes coffee spray from monitor**
glad its your daughter who asked that & not one of mine…
*runs & hides*
March 15th, 2006 at 1:43 pm, nniceguy269 Says:
hahaha oh my…. that is to funny and I’m sure she was saying it with a straight face. Lucky you!