March 12, 2006
My son and I went out to get some fast food…….went to Harvey’s, my favorite burger joint.
We get there and I ask for a cheeseburger. The cashier asks me if I just want the ‘booger’. Ummmm the booger? No, I’m not into snot. Not one little bit. Just give me the burger and a pop and I’m good to go.
So she rings up our order, I pay and then we wait for our food to be cooked. When the burgers are done, she places them on the wrappers and asks us what we want on our ‘boogers’. Shut up. Stop trying to make me conjure up visions of nose mucus. I’m nearly vomitting at this point. She asks me if I want ‘peckles’ on my booger. Jesus. You know what? Just give me the burgers and I’ll dress them myself.
Note to self: Punch retardo cashiers in the face Sweetly lecture cashiers the next time they suck and can’t speak properly.
Posted by Sassy @ 1:18 am • Uncategorized •
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March 12th, 2006 at 11:23 am, Miss Misery Says:
Sounds like she may have had an accent lol. That must have been a lovely mental image just before lunch eh haha, enjoy your boogers!
March 12th, 2006 at 4:15 pm, MrsFortune Says:
Peckles - boogers- mouse tard - whatever …
March 12th, 2006 at 5:35 pm, Mike Says:
Yummy!!!…huh?….lol
March 13th, 2006 at 7:55 am, MzThang Says:
Honey you just gave me a new reason for sticking to my diet.lol
March 14th, 2006 at 6:56 am, Useless Man Says:
Was her tongue pierced? That might explain her bad speech. Of course, if her nose was pierced, that might explain the booger…
July 8th, 2006 at 3:49 am, Anonymous Says:
Best regards from NY!
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