Oh My Gawd Sodagirl!

March 31, 2006

I’m laughing….you know, an evil kinda, ‘ya right’, kinda laugh. Why?

Well, someone googled ‘tasteless tenderizer’. They got my blog. I was number one on the page. Is it any wonder? I’m here to tell you people, there is no tasteless tenderizer. I speak from great experience. Step away from the tenderizer. It’s not your friend. Your meat will turn into other species of meat. IE: beef will morph into ham.

Run. Tenderizer will only harm you and possibly your loved ones. You will spend exsorbant amounts of money on bottled water (to replenish fluids) and Tums. Listen to me. I know what I’m talking about. It’s not worth it. Be rid of it now so you won’t be tempted later. Hear me please. I beg you. My family still wishes I’d never found that shitty white powder in a pretty red bottle.

Posted by Sassy @ 9:53 pmUncategorized3 comments  

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3 Responses to “Hahahahahahahahahaha.”

  1. Tasteless eh…… ???

    Not sure what to say….


  2. what kind of meat are you tenderizing??????

  3. Excellent, love it!
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