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	<description>Wit and Sarcasm.  I think.</description>
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		<title>By: Anonymous</title>
		<link>http://ohmygawdreally.com/2006/04/02/cookie-said-so/#comment-1012</link>
		<dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Aug 2006 12:22:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>best regards, nice info &lt;BR/&gt;&lt;A HREF="http://www.bestrefinanceinterest.info/Refinance-loan-funds-what-happens-after-funding.html" REL="nofollow"&gt;&#187;&lt;/A&gt; &lt;A HREF="http://www.buy-celexa-1.info/Celexa-online.html" REL="nofollow"&gt;&#187;&lt;/A&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>best regards, nice info <br /><a HREF="http://www.bestrefinanceinterest.info/Refinance-loan-funds-what-happens-after-funding.html" REL="nofollow">&raquo;</a> <a HREF="http://www.buy-celexa-1.info/Celexa-online.html" REL="nofollow">&raquo;</a></p>
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		<title>By: Anonymous</title>
		<link>http://ohmygawdreally.com/2006/04/02/cookie-said-so/#comment-1013</link>
		<dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Jul 2006 10:10:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Cool guestbook, interesting information... Keep it UP &lt;BR/&gt;&lt;A HREF="http://www.health-insurance-california-8.info/Tlc-Health-Insurance-Program-In-New-York.html" REL="nofollow"&gt;&#187;&lt;/A&gt; &lt;A HREF="http://toshiba-laptops.tabletlaptopsuseropinionsbest.info/Laptops6.html" REL="nofollow"&gt;&#187;&lt;/A&gt; &lt;A HREF="http://www.merchant-account-5.info/ahahbn_merchant_account.html" REL="nofollow"&gt;&#187;&lt;/A&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Cool guestbook, interesting information&#8230; Keep it UP <br /><a HREF="http://www.health-insurance-california-8.info/Tlc-Health-Insurance-Program-In-New-York.html" REL="nofollow">&raquo;</a> <a HREF="http://toshiba-laptops.tabletlaptopsuseropinionsbest.info/Laptops6.html" REL="nofollow">&raquo;</a> <a HREF="http://www.merchant-account-5.info/ahahbn_merchant_account.html" REL="nofollow">&raquo;</a></p>
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		<title>By: ~TVS</title>
		<link>http://ohmygawdreally.com/2006/04/02/cookie-said-so/#comment-1014</link>
		<dc:creator>~TVS</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Apr 2006 18:21:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Yeah, I always add "in bed" when reading fortune cookies too.&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;Once after a particularly bad day at work I went out for Chinese. The cookie I got was empty! But I just had to laugh and really felt a lot better after that.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yeah, I always add &#8220;in bed&#8221; when reading fortune cookies too.</p>
<p>Once after a particularly bad day at work I went out for Chinese. The cookie I got was empty! But I just had to laugh and really felt a lot better after that.</p>
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		<title>By: ozymandiaz</title>
		<link>http://ohmygawdreally.com/2006/04/02/cookie-said-so/#comment-1015</link>
		<dc:creator>ozymandiaz</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Apr 2006 14:41:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I'll never forget when I was recognized by the County Commission for something or other.  I had to change my disguise.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ll never forget when I was recognized by the County Commission for something or other.  I had to change my disguise.</p>
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		<title>By: SugarMama</title>
		<link>http://ohmygawdreally.com/2006/04/02/cookie-said-so/#comment-1016</link>
		<dc:creator>SugarMama</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Apr 2006 03:02:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>lol...&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;yes, always add "in bed" at the end of the sentence.&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;glad to have found your blog!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>lol&#8230;</p>
<p>yes, always add &#8220;in bed&#8221; at the end of the sentence.</p>
<p>glad to have found your blog!</p>
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		<title>By: Webmiztris</title>
		<link>http://ohmygawdreally.com/2006/04/02/cookie-said-so/#comment-1017</link>
		<dc:creator>Webmiztris</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Apr 2006 15:36:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>it's true, you are supposed to add the words "in bed" to the end of every fortune, so if anyone says "great blowjob!" or "that was the best lay of my life" in the next few weeks, you'll know that you've finally gotten your due recognition!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>it&#8217;s true, you are supposed to add the words &#8220;in bed&#8221; to the end of every fortune, so if anyone says &#8220;great blowjob!&#8221; or &#8220;that was the best lay of my life&#8221; in the next few weeks, you&#8217;ll know that you&#8217;ve finally gotten your due recognition!</p>
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		<title>By: Pusher Robot</title>
		<link>http://ohmygawdreally.com/2006/04/02/cookie-said-so/#comment-1018</link>
		<dc:creator>Pusher Robot</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Apr 2006 14:16:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Forture Cookie: any cookie containing a piece of paper received at the end of a chinese meal.  Opening said cookie will always result in some stupid message, yet the pain involved in trying to ignore said cookie and leave it unopened is unbearable.  Thus the cross between FORTUNE and TORTURE ... resulting in FORTURE cookie.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Forture Cookie: any cookie containing a piece of paper received at the end of a chinese meal.  Opening said cookie will always result in some stupid message, yet the pain involved in trying to ignore said cookie and leave it unopened is unbearable.  Thus the cross between FORTUNE and TORTURE &#8230; resulting in FORTURE cookie.</p>
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		<title>By: Pusher Robot</title>
		<link>http://ohmygawdreally.com/2006/04/02/cookie-said-so/#comment-1019</link>
		<dc:creator>Pusher Robot</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Apr 2006 14:12:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>that is correct...you always have to use the implied words!&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;there is the fortune of course that my daughter got (she's 11 so we leave off the implied words, of course) ... the fortune said ... &lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;"Oops, wrong cookie"</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>that is correct&#8230;you always have to use the implied words!</p>
<p>there is the fortune of course that my daughter got (she&#8217;s 11 so we leave off the implied words, of course) &#8230; the fortune said &#8230; </p>
<p>&#8220;Oops, wrong cookie&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: LadyBugCrossing</title>
		<link>http://ohmygawdreally.com/2006/04/02/cookie-said-so/#comment-1020</link>
		<dc:creator>LadyBugCrossing</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Apr 2006 09:26:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Mr. Bug told me that those fortune cookies mean nothing unless you add the words "in bed" at the end of the fortune...  They are so much better that way... well, sometimes they are...&lt;BR/&gt;;-)&lt;BR/&gt;LadyBug</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Mr. Bug told me that those fortune cookies mean nothing unless you add the words &#8220;in bed&#8221; at the end of the fortune&#8230;  They are so much better that way&#8230; well, sometimes they are&#8230;<br /> <img src='http://ohmygawdreally.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';-)' class='wp-smiley' /> <br />LadyBug</p>
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		<title>By: Karen Rani</title>
		<link>http://ohmygawdreally.com/2006/04/02/cookie-said-so/#comment-1021</link>
		<dc:creator>Karen Rani</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 02 Apr 2006 21:45:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>What the hell are &lt;I&gt;forture&lt;/I&gt; cookies?  Ha.  I'm such a smart ass.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What the hell are <i>forture</i> cookies?  Ha.  I&#8217;m such a smart ass.</p>
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