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A wedgie?  Now that’s awkward.

April 11, 2006

Can I just say that my week has started out rotten? My daughter has been sick for days, she’s not slept much, nor have I and we spent the whole day at the ER. Is it Christmas yet? Because Santa needs to come and give me a present. I deserve one.

I wasn’t even going to pop on here tonight but as addictions go, I couldn’t help myself. And as per usual, I just had to see how some freaks people get to my blog. Someone googled ‘awkward wedgie’ and low and behold, I was the first one on the list. Well duh. Whateva. Oh and of course I had my daily poo search when someone googled, ‘people who shit their pants in public’. Ummm if you shit your pants in public, you’ve definately got problems. However, if you’re searching for people who shit their pants in public, well then you’ve got even bigger problems. You’ve obviously got issues. Big ones.

My wedgies, poo and tenderizer (posts, I mean posts about that crap *PUN INTENDED*, not my actual wedgies, poo and tenderizer, just to be clear) bring all the boys to the yard. Damn right. Sleep well my friends. I sure hope I do.

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4 Responses to “A wedgie? Now that’s awkward.”

  1. I think you’re suffering from Googlitis. It starts by shitting your pants WHILE you have an awkward wedgie, then you spend the day in the ER with your barfing daughter. Then your blog is overrun by weird people searching for weird things.

  2. Riiiiiiiiight. Googlitis and I’ve shit my pants. Sure. Oh don’t forget I’m tenderizing my meat for 5 days.

  3. This all sounds very scatalogical to me.

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