May 12, 2006
My husband asked me to find him a washed pair of underwear downstairs. All I could find was a pair that had seen better days. The waistband was torn and basically useless, but hey, they were clean.
He put them on and asked me if I had a safety pin. Hello? Do I look like a seamstress? Pffft. No.
He leaves to go drop off some quotes and also to take his business cards door to door, which requires walking. Walking.
I get a phone call.
Me: Hi.
Hubby: Hi. Ya, that pair of underwear you gave me, well they suck.
Me: Oh?
Hubby: Ya, oh. I walked about 10 feet from the van, along the sidewalk and before I knew it, my underwear were hanging down around my knees.
Me: Hysterically laughing now.
Me: That’s funny.
Hubby: Hahahahahaaha. Ya, no it’s not. Do you know how uncomfortable that is?
Me: Well I suppose I could imagine. More laughter erupts from me. I’m trying to feel compassion here, I really am.
Hubby: Lemme tell ya, it ain’t fun. I had to walk back to the van, well more like waddle, and decide what I was going to do.
Me: Don’t keep me in suspense.
Hubby: Well I couldn’t very well take my pants off in the van in plain view. I could be arrested for lewd conduct or some such thing.
Me: Now that would be funny.
Hubby: Right. Anyway, I happen to have a pair of scissors in the van, so I undid my pants and cut my underwear on either side and then pulled them up and out of my jeans. Really nice.
Me: Maybe you should invest in new underwear.
Hubby: Ya. Thanks.
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May 12th, 2006 at 4:37 am, Karen Rani Says:
ROFL!!!! Tell Anthony that Daren often goes commando because of my lack of laundry skills!
May 12th, 2006 at 4:57 am, Shon Richards Says:
This sounds like a Femdom story I read once
May 12th, 2006 at 5:20 am, Spencer Says:
That was funny thanks for sharing! Have a wonderful weekend!
May 12th, 2006 at 10:46 am, H Says:
I took the piss out of bf recently and said he was wearing his ‘period pants’. That went down very badly. His hasn’t worn them again though
May 12th, 2006 at 10:50 am, MzThang Says:
ROFL! That was totally priceless Sassy. I guess he’ll never ask you to bring him another underwear. lol
May 12th, 2006 at 12:18 pm, gloria jean Says:
Men. What can ya say?
May 12th, 2006 at 1:15 pm, ozymandiaz Says:
See, we keep those types of undies in case of emergency and see what happens? Been there, done that.
May 12th, 2006 at 1:22 pm, miss_lissa Says:
lmao!
I seriously had to wipe tears cause I can just see it.
Holy crap thats funny!
May 12th, 2006 at 3:13 pm, angiejdurocher Says:
OMG… That was way tooo funny… I can actually picture him too doing that… I’m laughing so hard here I have to wipe the tears away..
Time to invest in some new undies Anthony!!
Angie
May 13th, 2006 at 2:32 pm, MzPenny Says:
PMSL!!!!
Hmmmmmmm….I wonder if that was the same day he climbed my roof???
LMFAO!!
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