June 2, 2006
I love when my phone rings and it’s a wrong number. That’s my favorite thing ever.
Hello?
Hi.
Hi?
Is this Francis?
Nope.
Oh sorry, well I’m looking for Francis.
Okay. She’s not here.
Do you know when she’ll be back?
No. She’s gone to Japan.
Pardon???????? Japan?
Yes.
I think I have the wrong number.
Ya think?
Is this ***-****?
Yes it sure is.
Okay but the Francis you know is in Japan?
I don’t know a Francis.
You just said she was in Japan.
Ya, and? I’m sure there must be at least one Francis in Japan.
Okay, listen, do I have the right number or not? Getting pissy with me now. Sheesh.
Well you have the right number if you’re looking for me.
Are you Francis?
Nope.
Listen, is your mom or dad there? I don’t have time for games.
I’m the mom.
Really? I don’t think you are.
Well my kids would beg to differ.
Okay I’m hanging up now and redialing because I feel I’m being played here. I’ll report you.
Report me to whom? The nice manners police?
CLICK.
20 seconds later……
Hello?
Hi, may I speak to Francis?
She’s not here.
May I leave a message for her?
Sure can!
Okay, can you let her know that Mrs. Dempsey called please and she can reach me at the office. She’s got my number.
Okay but she’s in Japan.
What is your problem? Is this ***-****?
Yuppers.
Okay, you know it’s really rude when someone is trying to leave a message for another person and their daughter is playing games and being inconsiderate.
Ya, really. That is rude. I agree.
May I please speak to your mother?
Is my mother Francis? If you say yes, then you know she’s in Japan.
CLICK.
TGIF! Yay!!!!!!!!!!!! I’m still waiting for the phone to ring again and hoping Mrs. Dempsey wants to go another round…Muahahahahahha.
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June 2nd, 2006 at 11:59 am, Pusher Robot Says:
That cracks me up !!!!
I wish I was HALF as creative as that!
I would have LOVED to have heard that conversation
June 2nd, 2006 at 12:32 pm, â pixie â Says:
So hilarious! Love it. Be sur to tell Francis all about it when she gets back from Japan.
June 2nd, 2006 at 1:27 pm, MzPenny Says:
ROFL
June 2nd, 2006 at 3:57 pm, Bellarosa Says:
OMG hunny … there should be a disclaimer at the top of this post warning everyonenot to drink diet coke and read this at the same time - - - I spewed all over my monitor.
That was hillarious, I really hope she calls back.
June 2nd, 2006 at 5:02 pm, Nicole Says:
LMAO! That is too funny! I can see you doing this! LOL Mrs. Dempsey will probably call again in a few days to report you to your mother!!!!
LOL
Love Ya!
Nic
June 2nd, 2006 at 6:24 pm, miss_lissa Says:
lmao
You are such a brat!
- I love it
June 2nd, 2006 at 11:33 pm, angiejdurocher Says:
Love it hun!! Way too funny… Gotta love those phone calls eh… At leat they weren’t looking for Timmies… Ha Ha Ha
June 3rd, 2006 at 11:46 am, Chickie Says:
Heh, heh, heh. Too funny!
June 5th, 2006 at 5:55 am, ozymandiaz Says:
I knew there was a reason I really really liked you.
June 11th, 2006 at 9:04 am, Silent One Says:
OMG! that is too funny
glad I stopped by…