June 5, 2006

To the person who googled, ‘big hard poop cramps’, take a dump or see a doctor. I have no other advice for you. Even if you search long and hard, through my blog, you won’t find the answers you’re looking for. May the force be with you.

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8 Responses to “Seek help….like now.”

1. June 5th, 2006 at 12:59 am, Kentucky Girl Says:

   What? I followed your recipe for meatloaf and that was the result. I’m sorry, okay? Sheeh.

   lol

2. June 5th, 2006 at 5:52 am, ozymandiaz Says:

   (Sing to Spongebob theme)
   Ohhhhh
   Who sits on a toilet while grunting real loud
   Big-Hard-Poop-Cramps
   Who’s strains and groans are attracting a crowd
   Big-Hard-Poop-Cramps
   If a good bowl movement you wih you could pass
   Big-Hard-Poop-Cramps
   Then push real hard till you hear a splash
   Big-Hard-Poop-Cramps
   Big-Hard-Poop-Cramps
   Big-Hard-Poop-Cramps
   Big-Hard
   Poop-Cramps

3. June 5th, 2006 at 5:54 am, Anonymous Says:

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4. June 5th, 2006 at 10:57 am, MzPenny Says:

   ROFLMFAO

5. June 5th, 2006 at 2:03 pm, Anonymous Says:

   SO YOU CAN MAKE EXTRA $$$ IF YOU HAVE BIG HARD POOP CRAMPS?

   I’m just sayin…

6. June 5th, 2006 at 2:18 pm, Sassy Says:

   Wow…..making money from big hard poop cramps?????? Sweet ass. I’m gonna round some people up….brb…

7. June 6th, 2006 at 9:41 am, T. Says:

   Dammit. I thought you would have the answer.

8. June 7th, 2006 at 7:48 am, MzThang Says:

   ROFLMAO!!