June 12, 2006
My son and his gf were having a small get together on Friday evening. They would be hanging out downstairs and people were going to start arriving around 8pm.
My 5 year old overheard someone say ‘party’. Her ears perked up and she wanted to know where, when, why and more about this ‘party’.
Me: It’s not so much a party really. They’re just having 4 people over.
Her: Well can I go? I love parties!
Me: Most certainly not. First, you’ll be in dreamland and second, it’s a party for teenagers and young 20 somethings.
Her: Oh so I can’t go then?
Me: That is correct.
Her: Why? Are they going to sit around and talk about their prrrriiiivates?
Me: Whaaaaaaaaaat???????????? Where does this child come up with this stuff? I mean really.
Her: Isn’t that what teenagers do? That’s what I’ve heard.
Me: That’s what you’ve heard? Where have you heard that? I’m pretty sure they don’t teach you that in Kingergarten. Give me strength.
Her: I just know these things.
Me: Ah huh. Well let’s assume then, that they are going to sit around and talk about their privates. All the more reason, you will not be attending.
I can’t wait for her to be 13. Help me. Someone. Now.
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June 12th, 2006 at 7:26 pm, Miss Misery Says:
That is too funny! I’d look in the direction of your older kids as to where she knows this stuff, lol. Take it from one of the older kids
June 13th, 2006 at 7:42 am, MzThang Says:
Girlfriend sometimes I too have to wonder where my daughter get some of the stuff that comes out of her mouth.
But mixing with other children they are bound to pick up stuff and you will have to reprogramme them all over again when they come home from school.lol
Honey I dont even want to think about the teenage years.lol
June 13th, 2006 at 7:43 am, MzThang Says:
PS: MSN is kicking my ass so if you need to contact me you’ve got to meet me in Yahoo messenger since it’s the only thing I can get into. ;-((
June 13th, 2006 at 11:13 am, Chickie Says:
The 9 year old asked me what “going all the way” meant. I managed the brush-off quite nicely. I’m pretty sure his older brother explained it later.
June 13th, 2006 at 11:32 am, Webmiztris Says:
now I can’t get the image out of my head of a party where everyone is sitting around talking about their privates…lmao!
June 13th, 2006 at 10:33 pm, Becca Says:
LMAO…out of the mouths of babes..
June 14th, 2006 at 7:09 am, ozymandiaz Says:
Hey, that sounds like my kinda party, sitting around talking about private parts and all. I mean, i sit around and talk TO my privates so I may as well talk about them too. In fact, I think that will be the theme of my next party…oh wait, now i remember why I sit around talking to my body parts, no one comes to my parties.
Woe is me