Oh My Gawd Sodagirl!
So where’s my money and diamonds?

July 31, 2006

I’m pretty sure I got a memo one time saying that when a chick turns 39, she gets money and diamonds. And by pretty sure, I mean I was drunk and stoned heard it on the news or something. I’ll patiently wait while you run to the banking machine and the diamond store. *Tapping foot impatiently*


I guess now that I’ve turned 39, I’m supposed to ‘hold’. Hey everyone I’m 39 and holding. Holding onto what? That I do not know the answer to. If and when I figure it out, I will hold a press conference and you’ll be the very first to know. I can tell you care.


Anyway, my birthday was fairly uneventful as far as birthday stuff goes. As I mentioned a few sentences ago, I didn’t get any money or diamonds (as per that memo or the news or the licquer) but I’m hopeful that when I wake up in the morning, my doorbell will ring because there will be a delivery man standing on my doorstep holding my money and diamonds that you’ve all so kindly sent to me. I’ll thank you in advance. Thank you.


Okay, I’m off to bed to get ready for the first day of my last year of my 30′s. Hopefully it will start off really well because you’re all sending me money and diamonds. I smell a hint. Or maybe it’s just poo vapours. I’m not sure. Anyway, I’ve said money and diamonds 863 times, so that means my wish will come true. Yay I’m getting money and diamonds tomorrow. I love that you all love me that much to send such extravagant gifts (money and diamonds, geez do I really have to keep reminding you?), it sure means alot.


Money and diamonds, money and diamonds, money and diamonds…………………….

Posted by Sassy @ 1:51 amUncategorized9 comments  

RSS feed for comments on this post.
TrackBack URI

9 Responses to “So where’s my money and diamonds?”

  1. Happy Birthday!!!! The check is in the mail. :)

  2. Well thank you! I knew I could count on you! I’m off to stand at my mailbox and wait……..

  3. Happy Birthday Babe!!
    I am sure you will have an awesome day.. Well maybe Week!!
    Huggss
    ~A

  4. Oh crap! I thought I commented on this..
    sorry hun!

    Want me to sing to you?
    I will!!

    I have a voice that would make even Celine Dion cry. hehe

    anyway,
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY GIRL!!!

    I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again
    you are one of my truest friends and I appreciate you. (mushy moment) and you’ll always be older than me so that makes me love you even more (bitter truth lol)
    Hugs to you!!
    xoxo

  5. Sweetpea, if I could spare any of mine, I’d rip them from the tower and have them express mailed up to you in the wilds of Canada from the barren wasteland of the southern US. xoxo

  6. Happy Birthday!

    Geez, it sounds like you didn’t get the money or the diamonds that I mailed! Rats. Damn post office….

  7. Oh, I missed it. Hope it was a super happy b-day!

  8. Thanks!

  9. Hoodia Prices Hoodia Prices Top Bingo Casinos Best Bingo Casinos Top Bingo Casinos Best Bingo Casinos credit history online Hoodia Prices Top Bingo Casinos Top Bingo Casinos Compare Hoodia Internet Credit Report
    bingo bingo online online bingo bingo casino play bingo internet bingo play bingo online play online bingo bingo casinos bingo sites bingo web sites top bingo casinos best bingo casinos online bingo casinos bingo casinos online internet bingo casinos bingo bingo online online bingo bingo casino play bingo internet bingo play bingo online play online bingo bingo casinos bingo sites bingo web sites bingo websites top bingo casinos best bingo casinos online bingo casinos bingo casinos online internet bingo casinos bingo bingo online online bingo bingo casino play bingo internet bingo play bingo online play online bingo bingo casinos bingo sites bingo web sites bingo websites top bingo casinos best bingo casinos online bingo casinos bingo casinos online internet bingo casinos bingo bingo online online bingo bingo casino play bingo internet bingo play bingo online play online bingo bingo casinos bingo sites bingo web sites bingo websites top bingo casinos best bingo casinos online bingo casinos bingo casinos online internet bingo casinos bingo bingo online online bingo bingo casino play bingo internet bingo play bingo online play online bingo bingo casinos bingo sites bingo web sites bingo websites top bingo casinos best bingo casinos online bingo casinos bingo casinos online internet bingo casinos bingo bingo online online bingo bingo casino play bingo internet bingo play bingo online play online bingo bingo casinos bingo sites bingo web sites bingo websites top bingo casinos best bingo casinos online bingo casinos bingo casinos online internet bingo casinos bingo bingo online online bingo hoodia hoodia diet pills hoodia gordonii pure hoodia hoodia side effects hoodia patch buy hoodia compare hoodia best hoodia hoodia pill hoodia diet pill





Add to BlogEngage

 



Creative Commons License
This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-No Derivative Works 2.5 Canada License.

Search:


  •  






Try Not to Choke On It




My Amazon.com Wish List

www.flickr.com

Development and Hosting by:

Visit Swank Web Style for All Your Blog Design Needs

Site Meter