July 31, 2006

I’m pretty sure I got a memo one time saying that when a chick turns 39, she gets money and diamonds. And by pretty sure, I mean I was drunk and stoned heard it on the news or something. I’ll patiently wait while you run to the banking machine and the diamond store. *Tapping foot impatiently*


I guess now that I’ve turned 39, I’m supposed to ‘hold’. Hey everyone I’m 39 and holding. Holding onto what? That I do not know the answer to. If and when I figure it out, I will hold a press conference and you’ll be the very first to know. I can tell you care.


Anyway, my birthday was fairly uneventful as far as birthday stuff goes. As I mentioned a few sentences ago, I didn’t get any money or diamonds (as per that memo or the news or the licquer) but I’m hopeful that when I wake up in the morning, my doorbell will ring because there will be a delivery man standing on my doorstep holding my money and diamonds that you’ve all so kindly sent to me. I’ll thank you in advance. Thank you.


Okay, I’m off to bed to get ready for the first day of my last year of my 30′s. Hopefully it will start off really well because you’re all sending me money and diamonds. I smell a hint. Or maybe it’s just poo vapours. I’m not sure. Anyway, I’ve said money and diamonds 863 times, so that means my wish will come true. Yay I’m getting money and diamonds tomorrow. I love that you all love me that much to send such extravagant gifts (money and diamonds, geez do I really have to keep reminding you?), it sure means alot.


Money and diamonds, money and diamonds, money and diamonds…………………….

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9 Responses to “So where’s my money and diamonds?”

1. July 31st, 2006 at 9:47 am, LustDemon Says:

   Happy Birthday!!!! The check is in the mail.

2. July 31st, 2006 at 9:48 am, Sassy Says:

   Well thank you! I knew I could count on you! I’m off to stand at my mailbox and wait……..

3. July 31st, 2006 at 3:25 pm, angiejdurocher Says:

   Happy Birthday Babe!!
   I am sure you will have an awesome day.. Well maybe Week!!
   Huggss
   ~A

4. August 1st, 2006 at 6:37 pm, miss_lissa Says:

   Oh crap! I thought I commented on this..
   sorry hun!

   Want me to sing to you?
   I will!!

   I have a voice that would make even Celine Dion cry. hehe

   anyway,
   HAPPY BIRTHDAY GIRL!!!

   I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again
   you are one of my truest friends and I appreciate you. (mushy moment) and you’ll always be older than me so that makes me love you even more (bitter truth lol)
   Hugs to you!!
   xoxo

5. August 1st, 2006 at 7:45 pm, liv Says:

   Sweetpea, if I could spare any of mine, I’d rip them from the tower and have them express mailed up to you in the wilds of Canada from the barren wasteland of the southern US. xoxo

6. August 3rd, 2006 at 7:35 pm, Chickie Says:

   Happy Birthday!

   Geez, it sounds like you didn’t get the money or the diamonds that I mailed! Rats. Damn post office….

7. August 5th, 2006 at 8:34 pm, ~TVS Says:

   Oh, I missed it. Hope it was a super happy b-day!

8. August 18th, 2006 at 7:30 am, Sassy Says:

   Thanks!

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