Comments on: I’m flat flat flat……..

By: aah

aah — Thu, 28 Sep 2006 01:26:00 +0000

Sassy said…

Well there’s where you went wrong in the past - you should have blow dried it with a blow dryer instead of “with (your) fingers and a brush.”

By: miss_lissa

miss_lissa — Mon, 28 Aug 2006 18:25:00 +0000

Sassy’s kinky like me and it takes a hot Iron to turn her straight.. I mean, her hair straight, I mean…
oh shit, like the hair girl

By: Sassy

Sassy — Mon, 28 Aug 2006 15:45:00 +0000

Oh no Miss Ann, my hair is wirey, curly and never been straight. In the past, I would spend 2 hours blow drying it with my fingers and a brush to get it “kinda” straight but underneath, it would still be that curly mess (not that curls are bad and sometimes I like having curly hair) so now, I get poker straight hair any freakin’ time I want. Life is good.
Hey Ozy, I know, freaks. I so wanted to bathe in the woods and fall asleep and then plug in my flat iron into the nearest tree and go from there. “They” ruin everything.

By: Miss Ann Thrope

Miss Ann Thrope — Mon, 28 Aug 2006 15:37:00 +0000

isn’t your hair naturally straight? I’m soooo con-fuz-zed!

By: ozymandiaz

ozymandiaz — Mon, 28 Aug 2006 11:13:00 +0000

What? You can’t use it while sleeping in a bath outdoors? What the hell kind of product is that? You see, this is why I shave…

By: Kentucky Girl

Kentucky Girl — Mon, 28 Aug 2006 06:51:00 +0000

Wow. Thanks for posting those warnings! I might have hurt myself if I didn’t read them. Whew. You totally saved me.

Haah!

By: liv

liv — Sat, 26 Aug 2006 18:23:00 +0000

Your hair looks awesome. I can truly say that with some authority not because I too just got my hair did, but because we in the hot, muggy south have loads of trouble keeping the frizzies/fly-aways down. After 20 years of experience in this dept., I’d say the Chi wins. Now, maybe I’ll go get the pink one and have someone photograph me using it just to make you jealous!

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Sat, 26 Aug 2006 16:39:00 +0000

Oh apparently more brain cells have evaporated on my run….they are DIRECTIONS not INSTRUCTIONS:

For your reading pleasure :0)

Directions
While Kellogg’s Pop-Tarts are fully baked and ready-to-eat right from the pouch, if you prefer them warmed, please follow these instructions: Toasting appliance and microwave capabilities differ by manufacturer. Follow the manufacturer’s guidelines for safe use. Be sure your appliance is clean and functioning correctly. Children should always be closely supervised when operating toasting appliances and microwaves. No refrigeration needed. Pop-Tarts Toasting Instructions: 1. Remove pastry from pouch. 2. Warm pastry in toasting appliance at Lowest or Lightest heat setting for one heating cycle only. 3. Cool briefly before carefully removing pastry from toasting appliance. Pop-Tarts Microwave Instructions: 1. Remove pastry from pouch. Place pastry on a microwave-safe plate. 2. Microwave on High setting for 3 seconds. 3. Cool briefly before handling.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Sat, 26 Aug 2006 16:36:00 +0000

What’s really frightening is some numb skull somewhere has very obviously decided to make it a sleep companion or some retarded lawyer wouldn’t have made them put those disclaimer’s on the product.

Have you ever read the instructions on a Kellog’s pop tart box?

just saying….

CrzyRedHead