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Merry-go-rounds, giggles and fun.

September 10, 2006

See those letters? They spell a really cool word don’t they? They’re adorable magnets that my friend Mel bought for me, for letting her use my bathroom and eat my food and stuff. How sweet was that? She was going to get me enough letters to spell ‘You’re a bizatch and even though your hair is pretty, you can’t cook’ but she didn’t have enough money. Plus she said I wasn’t really worth it. It really is the thought that counts. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.


She arrived at my house on Thursday afternoon and although we’ve known each other for going on 4 years, we’d never met in person. Freaky right? Well, okay not as freaky as when you get an anal probe from an alien, ’cause that’s a kind of freaky that noone wants to experience. But freaky like, I just saw my boyfriend from grade 2 and he’s bald. That kind of freaky. Like fun and wild kinda freaky. I swear it was like we’d known each other for a long time. Yes, 4 years is a long time but I mean, like 17 years long time. Well maybe not 17 years because she’d still be in diapers and since I’m old and shit, I’d still be old, but you know what I mean. It was easy is all I’m trying to say. Gosh, must I ‘splain everything?


Anyway, we’ve been having a wonderful visit and I’m pretty sure she thinks so too unless she’s making flight plans while she’s in my room and hoping to make a fast getaway tomorrow and is going to ‘conveniently lose my phone number’ and block me from messenger and tell all her friends to avoid anyone with the name ‘Sassy’. I don’t think so though. However, I’m not sure really, why she told me that her phone number changed to 555-5555 and that I should update my speed dial. I’ll ask her in the morning.


We took our kids to Calaway Park today and spent the day watching our offspring spin, glide, swing, run, laugh, eat cotton candy, burp and giggle. Noone barfed, which in my opinion is a good thing. The kids were all pretty well behaved, however, I can’t say the same for Mel and I. Was punching that annoying guy dressed in a bunny suit, in the ass a bad thing? You be the judge.


We had fun going on the slower than death train ride, which had seats so low that Mel and I had to have a crane lift us out. We all did a big woot woot afterwards, to which we got ‘looks’ from bystanders. Or maybe it was because Matt was naked except for flipflops and a motorcycle helmet. I can’t be sure. They were whispering to one another, who are the freaks from freaksville? Ya, well, what can I say? We like to get our freakin’ freak on at the kid amusement park. We’re rebels don’t ya know? It was either holler out woo hoo’s or try to find a bar and get wasted. I’m pretty sure they don’t have a pub there for half insane moms who are just about ready for the looney bin because they’d been on the merry-go-round 8000 times.


All in all, it was a fun day though and we came back here and pigged out on pizza, hotdogs and salad. We finally got our children to bed and then sat around and got drunk knitted scarves for the old folks at Shady Meadows. Na, I’m kidding. We didn’t get drunk or knit scarves for any old people. We just made fun of them.


Anyway, I’ve had a great time visiting with Mel and her kiddos, glad that we finally got to meet in person and hopefully we’ll be hanging out more in the future. Which, I’m sure we will be since she gave me her new phone number. I should go program that into my phone now, 555-5555……………;)

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3 Responses to “Merry-go-rounds, giggles and fun.”

  1. I’m so glad you guys got to meet and I can’t wait to meet her someday too! WooT!
    Love Karen

  2. I think my fav. part about the slowass train–> aside from getting stuck on my way out.. lol
    was the attack fluff halfway across.
    WTF was that about?

    Who bring da fun? We do, hellya!!
    Yeahhhhh!!!

    *snort* I’m certain the notsocrazy peeps thought we were on a daypass from the looney bin or something but omg that was a good day- aside from the halfhour on Big Bertha or whatever the hell they named the ferris wheel.

    You have a fantastic funny-assed family! I don’t remember the last time I laughed so hard at the dinner table (or told so many yo momma jokes)

    Don’t forget to program that new number mkay? so lookin forward to hearin from ya //two thumbs up//

    ahhhhh so much to blog about now!!! Where to begin????

  3. It must be just friggin awesome being you sometimes. I had an extended relationship on line once with a “friend”. Boy did I learn allot from that experience. Did you realize that some people actually make shit up about themselves? Yea, here I thought i was going to meet the eighteen year old of my dreams and instead met some middle-aged, overweight bald guy names Steve. We only went out like a few times after that…
    Anyhow, great story you bizatch (even though your hair is pretty, you can’t cook)





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