Oh My Gawd Sodagirl!
Gosh, I love wrong numbers.  I. GET.THEM.ALL.THE.TIME.

October 25, 2006

Hello?


Hi, I was wondering if my order was ready yet?


Your order?


Yes, I dropped off my glass to be cut into sections, oh, I’d say about 3 hours ago now.


Your glass?


Yes! Can you please tell me if it’s done yet?


No.


No it’s not done?


I don’t know.


Can you ask one of the glasscutters?


Glasscutters?


Yes please!


No.


Pardon? Is this Economy Glass?


I don’t think so.


This isn’t Economy Glass?


Hold on. *Pause for about 3 seconds* Nope. I checked. I see no glasscutters.


You could have said this was the wrong number.


And?


*Click*


Ah, between that wrong number, being on hold now for 8000 years with a gov’t agency, having my 10 year old hacking up leftovers for the past week, dealing with my 6 year old, who thinks that we really should be spending more time on her ‘feelings chart’ and getting to know her ‘looks’, trying to clean my spawn of the devil storage room and trying to keep up with all of my soap operas responsibilites, I just feel like I have no time to sit around and eat cake and be lazy be the perfect homemaker. Where the hell is Martha Stewart when I need her? Oh right. She’s busy carving monuments out of pumpkins and then getting a bazillion dollars for making soup out of her pumpkin vomit. Lucky bitch.


How’s your Hump day going?

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2 Responses to “Gosh, I love wrong numbers. I. GET.THEM.ALL.THE.TIME.”

  1. Our wrong number calls are about the Fairfield Inn By Marriott. “Hello, I like to book a room for bla bla bla” We usually just tell them they have the wrong number and most of the time they argue with us! Go figure. A few times after the argument we book them a room. Oh so sorry when they get to the Inn. Most of the time they asked if we have vacancies. Hmmmmmm, We have one or two but they have to sleep with the dogs!!! hahaha

  2. LOL! I love the way you handled that.





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