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I’m so totally delusional  famous.

October 26, 2006

Today, while heading to the grocery store, I heard, “Hey I know you”! Oh shit, is the credit lady that calls my home from time to time, and now she’s after me and about to karate chop me in front of the Pepsi machine? As I turn around, I hear it again and, “I read your blog”!


Holy crap, I’m a freakin’ movie star! I knew it would happen, hords of fans swarming me, making me claustrophobic. Okay, so it was one girl but still. And she happens to know my son Matt. But still. And we may have met briefly a few years ago. But still. Let me live in my glory people, dammit!


I’m sure my bag lady appearance my gleaming beauty drew her attention immediately and compelled her to stare at me and then realize, that I’m the fruitloop’s blog she sometimes visits. I have to run out and get some pens. You know, to sign tons of autographs.


Gosh, there’s so much to do now that I’m famous. Like get some booze fancy clothes and a new do. And a Porche. And some new high heels. And some medication new jewelry. Gotta look the part of a famous person. If you don’t see me around alot, it’s because I’m being mobbed by adoring fans and my arms fell off because I’ve signed so many autographs.


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9 Responses to “I’m so totally delusional famous.”

  1. I suppose it didn’t help that I was a complete dithery spaz yesterday. Only moments before I was acting like an idiot around a lady I work with who also happens to frequent the supermarket, then my mom showed up and was in a lot of pain for some reason, and was acting like a complete loon. We were an Insane Duo for sure.

    Other than that, your blog should get credit for being famous, since I definately didn’t recognise you from our 30 second encounter in a parking lot two years ago!

  2. Did it freak you out? I think it would freak me out… like the time a guy from the media (Global) found me through my blog, phoned my boss to get my number (he knew my boss, but didn’t know she was my boss) and phoned me at work!

  3. actually you could just stick with the baglady look. it works for the olsons!

  4. I knew you were destined for greatness. A sismilar thing happened to me once. I was walking down the street and I heard the same phrase “Hey, I know you”. Unfortunatly for me, though, he was a bounty hunter and
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    So I guess you could say he was kind of an adoring fan…

  5. I think I would pass out if anyone recognized me from my blog! Then again, I really dont know what I would do!

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