November 4, 2006

…….a guy goes into a convenience store to buy cigarettes. He pulls out a $100 bill (US). So far, not so odd. However, the money he’s holding, is a little funny. And by funny, I mean the man’s face is missing and it says ‘Clinton’ and, ummm, well, the ink is running.


I can hear it all now.


Hey, can I get a pack of smokes? *Insert brand, I don’t smoke so I’m not up on all the names, ha!*


Sure, that’ll be $7.45. *Again, I don’t know prices, so sue me.*


All I have is a $100. Is that okay?


Sure. Of course.


Mentally unequipped man hands clerk the bill.


Ah sir, I don’t think this is a real $100 bill. Ya think?


Sure it is. I got it from the bank today.


Ummm, well, the face is missing off the bill. And it says ‘Clinton’.


Ya? So? Clinton’s the president right?


Hmmm, well, he was a few years back yes, but his face isn’t on the $100 bills. It’s actually Benjamin Franklin on the $100 bills.


Okay, so. These are new bills. I just got a few at the bank today.


Ah, well sir, umm, also, the ink is running. So put all of that together and I’m guessing this is fake. Not saying you made it because you seem like a dumbfucker smart cookie and would know that Clinton is not featured on the $100 and that if you were to make counterfeit money, but not saying you did of course, you would use ink that wouldn’t run. Am I right? Or am I right?


Where have all the smart people gone? I feel like freakin’ Enstein I tell ya!

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5 Responses to “Let me get this straight……..”

1. November 5th, 2006 at 11:13 pm, Hulai Says:

   oh stupid people are so grand!

2. November 7th, 2006 at 1:29 am, Boysenberry Says:

   From the shallow end of the gene pool, obviously

3. November 8th, 2006 at 5:08 am, ozymandiaz Says:

   I am sooooo glad I read this post. Hey, does anyone have a recent picture of this Ben Franklin guy? No particular reason, just askin…

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