December 7, 2006

Hi all, I’ve been so busy, getting sloshed and passing out every day getting ready for the holidays, I haven’t had time to do much of anything else. I am happy to report that my Christmas shopping is done, wrapped and under my tree and I didn’t even kill anyone. Or tell anyone off. Much.


I bought myself a purse a couple of days ago. Usually they’re filled with a bunch of crumpled up white paper but not this purse. This purse was special. It came with an air bag. Or a bag of air. Whichever you prefer. Now I’ve never seen this and thought it was quite funny that there is an actual company that fills up plastic bags with air and shoves them into certain products. I love that they feel the need to tell us with little cartoon pictures that, you cannot use this bag of air for a personal floatation device. Or use it as a life preserver for a baby. And it’s not allowed to be used for a pillow for an infant either. Party poopers.


I was at Walmart yesterday and there was a guy watering the fake poinsettas. I’m sure the people purchasing them, will be happy when they pick up the potted fake flowers and their clothes get wet. A lady stopped me in the shoe isle and asked me if I had the time. I didn’t have my watch on but had my cell phone with me, so I took it out of my pocket and told her what time it was. She looked at me and said, “I don’t trust those” and walked away. Okay, was there a full moon or what? Seems like all the crazies were out.


I must go and start my Christmas drinking baking seeing as I’m pretty much Betty Crocker when it comes to that. No really, I am. Just ask anyone who’s died from eating tried my cooking.

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9 Responses to “I’ve been napping busy.”

1. December 7th, 2006 at 12:26 pm, Jodi Says:

   It might be a full moon - there sure a lot of crazies out.

2. December 7th, 2006 at 1:37 pm, Pusher Robot Says:

   I don’t trust them either. Everyone knows that cell phones come with the standard RTG (Random Time Generator) built in.

   You should have told her to go look in the clock/watch department. ALL the digital clocks there read the same time so they must be right.

3. December 7th, 2006 at 2:42 pm, Miss Misery Says:

   I love Walmart, it’s full of crazies

4. December 7th, 2006 at 9:17 pm, Bluepaintred Says:

   lol walSTARmart is a fun place to meet crazies. i cannot beleive that guy would nto know the diff between real and fake plants. wow

   i want cookies

5. December 8th, 2006 at 7:32 am, ozymandiaz Says:

   Hey, i don’t trust those cell phone thingies either. The one I have is always making these wierd noises and vibrating, its like the thing is possesed or something.

6. December 8th, 2006 at 10:18 pm, Aisling Says:

   Ha ha, a lady I work with pulled out one of those air bags today, and I said “Wow, they actually make those?” So, it must have been a crazy parallel universe thing going on. Ha ha.

7. December 9th, 2006 at 9:48 am, Miss Misery Says:

   By the way Sassy, I tagged you

8. December 10th, 2006 at 10:53 am, Webmiztris Says:

   “I don’t trust those?” what the hell did she think you were holding…a grenade? It sounds like her head was filled with Sealed Air too.

9. December 10th, 2006 at 10:38 pm, Kentucky Girl Says:

   I LOVE it when the crazies are out. Well, if I’m not in a hurry. Heh