December 13, 2006

Miss Misery has tagged me because she said I’m really smart and really pretty and really funny and really cute, and adorable and fashionable and clearly insane sane. Okay, so she didn’t say those things, but I know she’s thinking them. I’m a mind reader incase you didn’t know. I’m not even kidding. So I’m going to list 6 weird things about myself (only 6? Ha!). Here goes:


1. I love eating scrambled eggs, on toast with Cheeze Whiz and barbeque sauce. Not weird enough? Well I eat this sandwich while standing on my head, wearing only a wig and a pair of thigh high boots.


2.I worry. What’s weird about that right? Well, I just don’t worry, I worry about green aliens taking me, giving me an anal probe (exit only baby, exit only) and that they’ll eat my fingernails. Clearly, this is not normal.


3. I only eat bread slices from the middle. I refuse to eat the ones on the outside of the loaf. Don’t ask me why, I can’t explain it.


4. I prefer my bras to match my panties and if for some reason, like the world is spinning faster on a certain day, and I end up wearing non matching under garment items, I feel like a freak, even though, chances are noone is going to see them. Unless the mail lady blackmails me with my parcels and says I have to run around my maibox wearing only my ‘unmentionables’ and throw spagetti at her car. I’m pretty sure that won’t happen but you never know.


5. I won’t go in water deeper than my knees. There could be sharks in that pool/pond/lake/puddle! You don’t know! And I’m not taking chances.


6. I can’t leave my house with dishes in the sink. I have to make sure any dishes are loaded into the dishwasher or washed by hand. It’s sick, I know.


And there you have it. Some kinda really fucking weird things about me. Thank you Miss Misery for thinking I’m so ill in the head fabulous, that you just had to tag me.

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2 Responses to “I’ve been tag-a-lagged.”

1. December 13th, 2006 at 5:04 am, ozymandiaz Says:

   Do you have any pictures or perhaps video of number one? it may be wierd but it is kind of a turn on…

2. December 17th, 2006 at 2:38 am, Boysenberry Says:

   Ahhh, not that weird… except for number 3. I love the crusts. Maybe we could swap?