Oh My Gawd Sodagirl!
Don’t ever buy these things for me.

December 24, 2006

Have you ever received a crappy Christmas gift? Of course! Here are a few things that I never want. Ever.




1. Jenna Jameson’s Pubic Hair Trimmer. Ah, just the mere fact, that this actually exsists, is enough. I need not go on.


2. Rectal pads. What does one do with rectal pads? Does that mean your butt leaks poo 24/7? If so, you might need to seek medical treatment.


3. A currency converter. WTF mate?


4. Grow-A-Frog kits. Hmmm, when and if I get into amphibians and want to manufacture them, I’ll let you know.


5. A Christmas sweater. Please don’t send me sweaters with Frosty, Santa or a ‘snow’ scene on it. Oh and no snowflakes please.


6. A pillow. I have some thanks.


7. Anything velour. Need I say more?


8. Bic lighter. I don’t smoke nor am I planning on setting any fires in the new year.


9. A worm farm. See # 4.


10. Re-gifting (not always a bad thing). If you’re going to regift to me, at least remove the previous person’s name from the gift tag.


11. A toilet seat. My toilet is equipped with a seat. So a total waste of money. Thanks.


Tell me the worst gift you’ve ever received!

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  3. I’ve got to admit, none of them appeal to me!

    Worst present I ever received? Probably the Zippo lighter I got – six months after I gave up smoking…

  4. Meh, give everyone a detailed list in October and save the hassle.

    But i will tell you the best gift i ever got was a neice!!

  5. Herpes is on the top of my “please do not give me” list. Or any STD for that matter.
    Worst gift I ever recieved, though, was a gift certificate to a restaurant that was no longer in business.

  6. wtf is with that socks person? what a tard.

    Anyway, I have to agree with that velour stuff. We had to sell stupid ugly ass Leisure suits (don’t try and tell me they’re “jogging” pants) at the clothing store this year. Women who bought em would say “isn’t it beautiful?” and I was all, “it’s something alright..”

    Worst gift I ever received? a jello-mold with jello still inside from Aunt Bethany and a cat in a box. Oh wait, that was from that movie… you know..

    worst gift? when I was ten my oma knit me a pink sweater with this ugly ass blue cat in the centre. the sleeves had these ugly bows that were like cross-stiched or something on as part of the “design” and it had drawstrings… with freakin HUGE pom poms on the end.

    Cleary not a favorite.
    Happy Holidays to you guys!!!! I’m coming out that way in like 2 weeks here again.. I’ll get ahold of ya here. tons to tell.
    ~smooches~

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