December 12, 2006
It’s been reported that Evel Knievel is sueing Kanye West concerning Kanye’s video ‘Touch the Sky’, which really should be called ‘Torch this Shit’. Ha!
Kanye whiney little bitch West crashed the MTV European Music Awards back in November, going up on the stage, shouting that his video should have won because ‘Pamela skanksalot Anderson’ was in it, it cost like ‘a million dollars’ (hey that’s your problem if you want to piss away tons of moola over a shitty video) and people, he was jumping over canyons! Where’s my violin? Here, let me cry you a river, betch. Hmmm, sore loser much, loser?
Evel Knievel said, “That video that Kanye West put out is the most worthless piece of crap I’ve ever seen in my life…”……………Can I just say, Evel, you’re my new hero. Seriously dude, you rock. Apparently, cry baby Kanye had no comment. Here’s a comment for ya Kanye……..GET OVER IT. You ain’t all that and a bag of potato chips. I hope Evel wins.
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December 11, 2006
I love shopping as you may have guessed from the many times I’ve mentioned that I’ve gone shopping. I’m always meeting strange people. Either they act like freaks, or as described below, they look like freaks. I’ve recreated a similar look that a lady was sporting while shopping at the Walmart. It wasn’t pretty. At all.
Perhaps I shouldn’t be so judgemental. Maybe she was just coming from, say, clown school? Or maybe she’s in a play and had to make a pit stop at the Walmart to get some more crayons makeup because, you know, people on stage have to wear exaggerated makeup inorder for the audience to see them and not look washed out. Perfectly fucking ridiculous plausible explanations.
She had short brown hair (I was not cutting and dying my hair, so just imagine the short brown hair), was about 55 or so (you know, the age where you wear LOTS of bright makeup to accent your wrinkles and age spots), had the reddest blush I think I’ve ever seen, had spread foundation over her real eyebrows and then drew (not very artisticly I might add) new eyebrows on, had blue eye shadow on (see, I couldn’t show you that because I.dont.own.any.) and had outlined her lips in a very, very, unnatural way. And by unnatural, I mean even drag queens don’t outline their lips that much.
I could not tear my eyes away from this woman. It was so bizarre to me. The icing on the cake, was, she was with a woman, who was about the same age, who had the nicest makeup job ever. She looked very classy and it looked like she had had her makeup professionally done. It baffled me, like wouldn’t the classy, non clown lady, say to the clown like lady, you know, how about I do your makeup today? Or here, let my pet monkey make you up because I know that a drunk, double amputee monkey could do a better job. I know it.
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