December 11, 2006
We took the kids to the Festival of Lights last night and guess who we saw? Frosty. As in Frosty the Snowman. I’m not even kidding.
I said to my 6 year old daughter, “that was the real Frosty”! To which she replied, “Mom, it’s a dude dressed up in a snowman suit”. And that folks, was the end of that. Nothing like raining on your mother’s parade sweetie. Excuse me while I make a trip to therapy.
*Edit* My daughter looked at this picture and said, “Ya, confirmation (what 6 year old says confirmation?) it’s not the real Frosty. His eyes aren’t made of coal. Nice try Mom”. Lord help me.
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December 7, 2006
Hi all, I’ve been so busy, getting sloshed and passing out every day getting ready for the holidays, I haven’t had time to do much of anything else. I am happy to report that my Christmas shopping is done, wrapped and under my tree and I didn’t even kill anyone. Or tell anyone off. Much.
I bought myself a purse a couple of days ago. Usually they’re filled with a bunch of crumpled up white paper but not this purse. This purse was special. It came with an air bag. Or a bag of air. Whichever you prefer. Now I’ve never seen this and thought it was quite funny that there is an actual company that fills up plastic bags with air and shoves them into certain products. I love that they feel the need to tell us with little cartoon pictures that, you cannot use this bag of air for a personal floatation device. Or use it as a life preserver for a baby. And it’s not allowed to be used for a pillow for an infant either. Party poopers.
I was at Walmart yesterday and there was a guy watering the fake poinsettas. I’m sure the people purchasing them, will be happy when they pick up the potted fake flowers and their clothes get wet. A lady stopped me in the shoe isle and asked me if I had the time. I didn’t have my watch on but had my cell phone with me, so I took it out of my pocket and told her what time it was. She looked at me and said, “I don’t trust those” and walked away. Okay, was there a full moon or what? Seems like all the crazies were out.
I must go and start my Christmas drinking baking seeing as I’m pretty much Betty Crocker when it comes to that. No really, I am. Just ask anyone who’s died from eating tried my cooking.
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We took the kids to the Festival of Lights last night and guess who we saw? Frosty. As in Frosty the Snowman. I’m not even kidding.
