January 17, 2007
Donald Frump Trump was given a Hollywood Walk of Fame star yesterday. My question is WHY? For what? The longest combover? Shouldn’t that be in the Guiness World Records book? Just sayin’. Why does he deserve a star? For shuffling around some real estate? For having the world’s largest ego? Here’s a little quiz for you…what’s bigger? Donald Trump’s ego or his scalp scarf?
I bet when he gets out of the shower, his giant muff is hanging down by his knees. I’m sure his ‘hair stylist’ (I use that term LOOSELY) has to put clothespins on his nipples so he doesn’t laugh at his client, thus getting himself fired. I’m guessing that the amount of shellac used on Trumpie’s rug each day, is enough hairspray to last most people a year or more. Maybe the stylist nails it to his head? Perhaps that’s why he’s not quite all there, his brain fluids are leaking.
Not that I want to picture ‘The Donald’ (stuck on yourself much?) and his bimbo wife having sex, but just for shits and giggles, let’s go there.
Wife: Dahling, your knee hair is getting a bit thick, perhaps you should have it waxed.
D: That’s not my knee hair, that’s my wrap! Gah.
In other related news, Mr. Dumpster Trumpster has apparently ended his feud with Rosie, which really means, he’s run out of insults ’cause grade 3 called and they want them back. You’re fired.
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January 17th, 2007 at 10:01 am, Karen Rani Says:
clothespins on his nipples – GAH! Too funny!
January 17th, 2007 at 11:32 am, ozymandiaz Says:
Do you know how to get a star on the hollywood walk of fame? Someone pays for it. Plain and simple. There are no other criteria that I am aware of.
January 17th, 2007 at 5:16 pm, Chris Says:
That pic is HILARIOUS! I saw him get the star. Was it just me or did he sound like a total idiot when he was talking about his son???
January 22nd, 2007 at 6:16 am, Christie Says:
hehehehe
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January 25th, 2007 at 9:14 am, Jen Says:
Did ya catch him on Ellen the other day? His wife styles his son’s hair just like his! God help us all!