February 16, 2007
See that Barbie? She’s cute right? Sure.
And this is the cat that comes with the Barbie. That’s cute too. If you’re into plastic cats. And who isn’t?
And Barbie’s cat comes with a litter box. Of course you have to have ‘litter’ to put in the litter box right? So the Barbie people put in little bags of sand. Not regular sand though. Special sand. Sticky, messy, goopy sand when you add water. Because you add water to the plastic cat’s back so you can then squeeze the plastic cat and thus make it pee in the litterbox. Genius really. And by genius, I mean fucking stupid. Who bought this toy? Oh right. Me.
This is me when I saw this in my sink:
Not only was the fun, goopy sand in my sink, it was all over my counter, the floor and a trail from the bathroom led me to the diningroom table. Count to ten. Count to ten.
After counting to ten, ask the Calgon gods to take you away. Far, far away.
And by far, far away, I mean bring on the vodka cookies.
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February 16th, 2007 at 5:10 pm, Karen Says:
Step 1. Don’t buy that shit in the first place. If you did, then go to step 2.
Step 2. Throw that shit out.
Step 3. Drink in excess.
February 17th, 2007 at 4:12 pm, Nicole Says:
OMG! Cat Litter and scoop? what the hell are they gonna think for that old bitch Barbie next? Shouldn’t she be dead yet??
Nic
February 17th, 2007 at 4:12 pm, Nicole Says:
Great english!! LOL I meant ISN’T she dead yet?? drink another drink Nic.
February 18th, 2007 at 2:13 pm, Chris Says:
Sounds like one of those Barbie accessories that needs to suddenly just go missing! Like the Barbie swimming pool MIL bought Liberty. It’s been missing since the day after she got it. Yep. Mean evil mommy, am I!
February 18th, 2007 at 10:31 pm, motherofbun Says:
Mental note to self: If I ever have a little girl, this is one of those gifts I shouldn’t get! :-0
I see ya’ll had a snow day recently too. Gah… I almost tied my own tubes with a kitchen knife!
February 19th, 2007 at 11:20 am, Mel Says:
I remember hearing about this toy over the phone..
..aaaaa-and, I’m still laughing
We saw the dog one the other day in Wal-Mart. I cannot believe they made shitting toys! I mean, give it the Barbie name attached and suddenly it’s a hot commodity.
Yeah, it’s shit. Nothing to exciting there.
oh and btw, I agree with Karen.
February 20th, 2007 at 8:41 am, Ozy Says:
Does barbie’s dog come with a pooper scooper?
February 20th, 2007 at 4:27 pm, Chickie Says:
As far as kids toys go - I have now seen it all!
February 23rd, 2007 at 10:14 am, Mel Says:
Oz- sadly (legally/fortunately… you pick) it does.