Oh My Gawd Sodagirl!
Rent doesn’t live here anymore.

April 1, 2007


Oh ya baby, I’m a home owner now! I’ll expect now that I’ve given you the good news, that you will be planning my party. You know, the one that I thought you were throwing for me a few days ago but didn’t happen. Remember? The party where you ship me precious gems, cash or other fabulous prizes. Come on, you know you remember. Right? I’ll give you a few minutes to wrack your brains.

So the month of April will be our last month of paying rent and making someone else’s mortgage payment. Booh-yaaaah. Now we’ll be paying our own and although it’s hard parting with hubby’s my money, at least it’s going towards something with my name on it. We have been moving stuff in this weekend and will continue to do so over April and will move in sometime near the end of the month. I’m not sure exactly what date, it’ll just depend on how things go (and ah, how many of you come to help me, geez). We have to go over today and do some things and I spent the day cleaning the house yesterday. I’m not a fan of dog hairs in my cabinets or leftover mac and cheese on my stove, so that stuff had to go.

I do have some kind of sinus issue going on now too. I think it’s because of the previous owner’s dog. I like dogs but I can’t be in a home that has too much dog hair floating around in carpets, balled up in corners and generally laying all over the place. I could barely breath in the house yesterday and it’s been many many years since my allergies have surfaced, so lucky for me they’re back. And by lucky, I don’t really mean lucky. I hope you know that.

Well I’m off to get showered (hopefully with diamonds biatches, get crackin’ and get my shiznat in the mail) and then off to get more house stuff done. Isn’t moving fun? No. Fun is when you punch a clown in the groin.

Posted by Sassy @ 9:57 amUncategorized4 comments  

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4 Responses to “Rent doesn’t live here anymore.”

  1. Well, I would love to send you a housewarming gift, my love (seriously) so this time you had best email me your addy (seriously) so that I don’t have a repeat of the giant gorilla and no addy episode that I had last time :-)


  2. So selfish. Think of all the poor homeowners out there who have to PAY THEIR OWN MORTGAGE now that they have fewer suckers / renters out there.

    Oh, wait, now you’ve got a mortgage too. Somehow that brings the universe back into alignment.

    Now go pick out your favourite corkscrew.

    The Commenter Who Can’t Let Go of a Joke

  3. What? You didn’t get the stash I sent you? I sold my home and both of my children to the white slave trade (which I had been dying for an excuse to do anyway), converted my chash in to diamonds and mailed them to ya. Never trust the postal service.

  4. Congratulations on the new digs!

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