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My 2 boyfriends….

May 7, 2007

…are coming to town in July. And by boyfriends, I mean I’m clearly delusional and need immediate psychiatric attention boyfriends (Chad and Chris). Deal.

Nickelback and Chris Daughtry are performing here in Calgary 3 days before my birthday. I think they probably planned it that way, just for me. They’re so dang sweet. I have to say my husband really puts up with alot. This is now the fourth time in 2 1/2 years that he’s bought me Nickelback tickets. He really is nice, so nice infact, that he doesn’t care that I beg him to buy me time to see my boyfriends. That’s true love people. True love. He’s not sure if he’s going to go to the concert with me, so I may be taking someone else. We’ll see how that plays out. I could go with the local fruitcake and I wouldn’t care, just as long as I’m going to be seeing this concert. I’m already secretly very excited. My husband was well thanked. Just sayin’.

I did some baking today. And I didn’t poison anyone or induce vomitting in any way, shape or form. You should be proud of me, so very proud. I might take up cooking. You know, on a full time basis. Wait. Wait. Oh. I’m over that idea. Must be the medication talking. What medication you ask? My allergies have not bothered me for SEVEN years and lucky me, they kicked into high gear this year. Fabulous. I love walking around with itchy watery eyes, sniffling a million times a day and punching people in the neck. I’m not 100% sure if punching people is an allergy symptom or maybe that’s just my inner devil. I’ll get back to you on that one.

I got a wrong number on Saturday on my cell phone. A woman, with a very strong Spanish accent called and she was calling me sweetheart and telling me how much she missed me. I was flattered but very bewildered because I didn’t recognize her voice at all. Again, thought maybe it was the meds.

Hello?

Hi sweetheart! Oh, hello! I’ve missed you honey, how are you?

I’m fine thank you. And you? I’m starting to panic a little, wondering if I’m going to be feeling so stupid for not recognizing my mother’s voice but then I remembered, she’s not Spanish nor does she do a very good fake Spanish accent.

I’m good honey, I’ve missed you so much! You’re such a sweetheart. Well clearly I know this person because they know me, telling me what a sweetheart I am. Ya.

Ummm, thank you. So what’s new?

Nothin’ much honey, how’ve you been?

Busy.

Oh really? This is Sonya right?

Sonya? No, I’m sorry it’s not.

Oh yes! This isn’t Sonya? Well who are you? Do I know you? This isn’t Sonya?

No, I’m thinking you have the wrong number.

Oh my goodness, really? Is this ***-****?

No, not really even close. What area code are you calling from?

I’m calling from 303.

This is 403. So ya, wrong number.

Oh honey, you’re a sweetheart and I do apologize for dialing the wrong number.

Ah, well, that’s okay.

I was kinda sad that she had the wrong number, she seemed fun. I mean, she was obviously in love with me. But then again, who isn’t?

I’m off to finish making spagetti. Doesn’t that sound exciting? You’re so jealous you’ve peed your pants. Don’t be embarrassed. I won’t tell.

Posted by Sassy @ 7:41 pmI want to Punch You in the Neck,Just Stuff.3 comments  

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3 Responses to “My 2 boyfriends….”

  1. You know, if you continue to cook at a level to where the food is palatable it will become expected of you. If my job has tought me nothing else its that being able to do something only means you will HAVE to eventually do it. That is why I invariably screw up every thing I attempt. That way I have all day to screw about on the internet. Hooray for me! I beat the system. And you know what else? It got me a promotion. Yup. They figured anyone THIS useless should be in management.

  2. Ah I never thought of that Ozy. Damn. I’d better put the cooking utensils away IMMEDIATELY. Thanks for the tip. And congrats on your promotion!

  3. I seen Nickelback last February when they were in Edmonton. They were awesome!!





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