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Um ouch and I can mow my bush.

May 21, 2007

Me 2007

Okay, what the hell is with a migraine that never fully goes away? I practically gag at the thought of popping one more pill but what can I do? Short of loping my head off, which, quite frankly, I kinda need, I’m not sure what the solution is. Perhaps if someone would kick me in the ass, then my concentration would be on my butt and therefore, I’d forget my head pain. I’ll sleep on it.

I took my kids to see Shrek 3 this weekend and I personally thought it was really funny. The ‘critics’, whoever the hell they are, said there wasn’t ‘enough donkaaaay’ but let’s remember people, the movie is called Shrek, so if Shrek appears in the movie more than the donkey, then duh. I thought all the characters were funny and laughed quite alot, so there. Bite it.

My husband bought me a lawn mower and a weed whacker/whipper snipper/thinga-ma-jiggy, so I’m guessing that means my job is to mow the lawn. However, I don’t mind because I like a nice lawn and I know I’ll hire the 12 year old across the street anyways do a great job and make everyone proud.

We hit a few yard sales on Saturday but since it was the long weekend here, they were few and far between. We did find a handful of good deals though and as well, did see a whole lotta shit out there too. One lady was selling trophies. As in, someone, perhaps her son, won for hockey or golf or some such thing. Ah, ya, his name was on them too. So I guess if a Randy Stairs comes along and wants to pretend he won some stuff back in ’85, then maybe he’ll snatch those up. Another person was selling an old rotary phone from like 1980. In beige. Okay. It’s between an antique and out of date. So basically it means, it’s a piece of shit. Throw it out. Noone is going to buy it. Another lady was selling wire hangers. For $10. There were 7 in the pile. Listen, it’s a yard sale. People want deals. If you want to go into business with your wire hangers, fine. But selling them in a dirty cardboard box in your back yard isn’t going to make you rich. Just sayin’.

I did get 2 brand new picture frames for a dollar and a very nice lady gave my daughter a like new stuffed dog with a red leash and she was on happy high for the rest of the day. She called him doggie. Very original. My son got 2 hockey games, one for his computer and the other for his XBox, so he was also floating. Amazing how you can put a smile on your kid’s face for under $5 bucks. Dollar store here I come.

Oh speaking of Shrek again, I tried one of those McFlurry things from Rotten Ronnie’s today, the fudgy sludgy pudd n’ pie Shreky minty ones with pieces of fudge and candy in them. They look very green in the picture and claim to be mint flavoured with pieces of fudge. Sounds good in theory. Not so good in real. First off, the guy waiting on me, only gave me half of the small that I ordered. Sure I don’t necessarily need more jiggle to my ass by eating a whole small McFlurry but dammit, if I’m paying for the fucker, then I want the full small. Not half a small. Get it bud? Ya. Second, he didn’t mix it well enough, so most of the green coloring or whatever it was, toxic dayglo shit for all I know, was all clumped at the bottom of the cup. Third, it did not, I repeat, did not taste the least bit minty. False advertisement people! Unless dinkledorf forgot to mix the mint flavour into it, which based on his skills performing his tasks, is entirely, very possible. And lastly, the bits and pieces of ‘chocolate covered candy’, were in fact, rock covered candy and I’m pretty sure I broke a few teeth. I highly recommend NOT eating one no matter how much you love Shrek. Or maybe just don’t order it from the Mickey Dee’s at the Walmart I go to. Beware is all I’m sayin’.

It’s midnight and that means my pumpkin is going to rot or my stage coach is going to turn into a pumpkin or my bed is going to melt into pumpkin pie……..see, I’m tired and can’t even get that right. Sweet pumpkin, err, dreams.

Posted by Sassy @ 1:02 amHoliday Shiznat,Just Stuff.,Kids,Nonsense5 comments  

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5 Responses to “Um ouch and I can mow my bush.”

  1. Sounds to me like too busy of a weekend. Where’s the paragraph that says you did nothing but “veg” out on the couch watching TV??

    Now that’s my kind of weekend! :)

    So, is the lawn done?

  2. Prince Charming brought us all home the ‘shrek snickers’ the other day. After about two bites I looked down and saw all the green slimy stuff and my stomach turned. Kids were happy though, because they got extra candy bar :-D

    Are you sure it’s a migraine? They usually go away! Seriously, that can’t be right and I’m worried.

  3. Tom and I took the kids to see Shrek the third on saturday, I have to say for a 3rd installment it was really funny!
    Good to know about those Shrek ice creams. They were the first thing in a long time I’ve seen at McDicks that actually looked edible but now.. not so much. lol

    oh & hey… maybe it’s a pressure headache/migraine combo pack or something. Yeah, those are fun- I get them once in a while and they seriously can last for days. Awesome hey? Go see your doctor, I don’t know about your medical plans in AB but here if you get things like that your Dr writes a note and you can claim the massage treatments in your taxes… gotta love it.

  4. ugh, the mcflurry sounds gross. but I guess it’s marketed towards kids really and those little boogers will eat anything.

  5. I just have to say the fact that you types things…and then cross them out is freakin hilarious…I love reading your blogs!

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