June 18, 2007

Oh I have some news: I’ve been tagged again! Do you know what this means? No? Lemme tell ya. It means that elephants will stampede through your house. I’m so not even kidding.

Okay, beautiful Bella has tagged me and why? Because she thinks I’m a lonely bag lady super fabulous, that’s why. Apparently I’m supposed to tell you 8 random facts/habits about myself, which I know you are dying to know. And why wouldn’t you be dying to know? You have nothing better to do, that’s why. Here are the rules:

Each player starts with eight random facts and/or habits about themselves.
People who are tagged need to write their own blog about their eight things and post these rules.
At the end of your blog, you need to choose eight people to get tagged and list their names.
Don’t forget to leave them a comment telling them they’re tagged, and to read your blog.

Let’s get started shall we? Ya.

I like Strawberries & Cream drinks from Starbucks (and Melie, my sweet friend is shipping me a whole crate of them. I think. Or maybe she said she was going to punch me in the face. I dunno.). And by like them, I mean I will kill for them. For real. I’ll cut you if you if you try to butt in line ahead of me, thus making it take longer for me to get my drink on. Stand back.

I am terrified of spiders. I don’t care if they’re small, cartoon-y looking, pink with sparkles, have bags of money to give me, look at me lovingly or are big, hairy and smelly. I hate all spiders equally. I’m fair like that.

I clean my house alot. I clean my bathroom just about every.single.day. Why? I’m not sure. I just really like my house to be tidy and neat and smell nice, which reminds me, I have to clean my house………………………

Miss me? Okay, continuing on:

I sleep with a fan on. I like the ‘white’ noise of the fan to sleep and I also like it facing toward me. I like to be blown. on.

I have the worst luck with cashiers & customer service people who I have to contact about any given problem about any given product I might have issues with. Never fails. I get the dumb ones, the rude ones, the morons, the ones who want to hit me hit on me, the people who have no time for my whiny bullshit sweetness and who generally just do not have any desire to help me. I really don’t understand those people having the self control not to kick me in the neck not wanting to do their best for me. Hello? I’m so worth it.

I love the song Stayin’ Alive by the Bee Gees. Make fun of me and I’ll get all ninja-y on you. Try me.

I despise sneakers. I can’t even begin to tell you how much I hate them. I do have a pair to work out in but I actually shudder when I have to put them on. I actually kinda throw up in my mouth when I think of sneakers. Let’s stop talking about them now.

My new wake up time is 5:30am. I wake up every morning now at 5:30am. Why? Anyone who can answer that question for me, will be nicely rewarded. How? Oh you just might as well hold your damn breath wait and see.

I’m a rebel. What do I mean by that? Well this is fact NUMBER 9, so that means I didn’t do the EIGHT facts as I was instructed to do, and that my friends, makes me a rebel. Ha. I laugh in the face of rules.

I’m also going to break another rule. I am supposed to tag 8 people but since I know two thousands of people, it wouldn’t be fair to only list 8 of them. So since I’ve stated that I’m a rebel, I’m going to say, if you come here and read this, consider yourself tagged (you can thank me later with cash) and then I will seek and find you and come and see what you wrote about me, it’s all about me yourself.

Well it’s that time again, it’s been 5 minutes: time to clean my bathroom. Gotta go get my Mr Clean on.

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4 Responses to “Monday’s Memo.”

1. June 18th, 2007 at 12:05 pm, Chris Says:

   ROFL.

   Seeing you LOVE cleaning so much…do you mind coming over and taking a whisk around my house? I’m a ’surface’ cleaner. That means everything looks all neat and purty..but the second you open a closet or etc. expect to be buried alive

   And ‘Stayin’ Alive’ was the number one song when I was born. That must be why you love me so much

2. June 19th, 2007 at 4:17 pm, Loon Says:

   I don’t mind cleaning anything in my house EXCEPT the bathroom. Want to come over and clean it for me? It’s small. I’ll reward you with Starbucks! I have one minutes from my house

3. June 21st, 2007 at 6:53 am, ozy Says:

   WHAT? You a rebel? Yea, cause rebels clean their potties every day right? Oh, and every rebel goes around singing
   “well you can tell by the way I use my walk
   I’m a ladies man, no time to talk…”
   Yea, that’s right
   I guess the next time you’re in Florida you can come kick my ass…

4. June 23rd, 2007 at 10:46 am, Sassy Says:

   Ya Ozy, I’m gonna kick your ass when I come to FL, so watch out. I’ll let you know when I’m coming. It’ll be sometime in 2008. So get ready. Ya.