July 27, 2007
In just a few short hours, I will be
living in my fantasy world seeing my boyfriends, Chad from Nickelback and Chris Daughtry from Daughtry. I can only imagine the excitement they are feeling from the anticipation of having me arrested seeing me too. I’m taking my wench, Ang, the wenchiest wench around. She’s so wenchy, they named the town she’s from after her: Wenchville. She’s Wenchy McWenchster, but she’s got big jugs and she loves me. Umm, that didn’t come out right but you know what I mean right? Well, no you don’t but that’s okay because I’m crazy from excitement today. Forgive me.