July 30, 2007

….forty twenty-five. Hmmm. I thought that little ditty was supposed to rhyme? Not my problem.

I know what you’re thinking. How can someone who’s clearly drunk twenty-five have a son who’s 20? Baffles my mind too people, baffles my mind. Stranger things have happened I suppose.

You’ll never believe what I did today for my birthday. I really shouldn’t be so mean as to make you jealous with the excitement that filled my day but since it’s my party, I’m going to tell you.

I woke at 6am after having only 3 hours of sleep, did my workout, then crawled back in bed while my offspring were still sleeping, woke again, fed my kids, did laundry, cleaned my bathrooms, vaccumed, fed my kids again, did more laundry, took a shower, loaded my dishwasher and then did more laundry. How bad ass is that? I never knew turning 5 years older than my 20 year old son, would be so much frigging fun. Who knew?

My daughter proclaimed to anyone who would listen to her today, ‘how her mom is an old woman now, and how depressing that is’. Gee, thanks for practically telling people I’m ready for the bone yard. Might as well make some calls tomorrow and book myself into a ‘home’. Where’s my flippin’ walker?

On a fun note, my husband took me to Applebee’s for dinner, where we waited an hour for our meal because our smart as a whip waitress forgot to place our order to the kitchen staff. She also forgot the meal of the lady across the table from us, so I guess I shouldn’t take it personally and think there was some sort of conspiracy. Gosh, I feel bad for punching her in the head now. But then she charged us for the strawberry dacquiri that I ordered that I DIDN’T get because they were out of the ingredients to make it, so then I felt like my decision to knock her upside the head was justified. All evens out in the end. We did get free desserts compliments of the manager. Great, now I have to do another workout tonight to combat the brownie I ate. Gee, Happy Birthday.

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9 Responses to “Lordy Lordy, Look Who’s….”

1. July 31st, 2007 at 10:01 am, Chris Says:

   HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

   AND YOU REALLY DO LOOK AWESOME FOR FORTY!!!!

   YEY!

2. July 31st, 2007 at 12:41 pm, Ozy Says:

   Well, Happy Friggin’ Birthday. You lhit forty before I did… nya nya nya nya nya nya.
   I’ve got a whole two mire weeks of sub fortydome.

3. July 31st, 2007 at 9:57 pm, Nicole Says:

   Welcome to the Over 40 crowd! LOL

4. August 1st, 2007 at 12:35 pm, Jodi Says:

   Happy Birthday! I’m glad you took out that waitress.

5. August 1st, 2007 at 4:35 pm, ~Tim Says:

   So I’m a couple days late… I’m sending you a virtual cake with virtual trick candles that you can’t blow out.

   Happy Birthday!

6. August 3rd, 2007 at 10:51 pm, annie Says:

   Sorry to say, you look damn good. “A” gray hair? WTF, I have a gray STRIPE every 3 weeks.
   “clearly drunk” now that was really funny!

   That waitress put the WAIT in waiting tables, eh?

7. August 13th, 2007 at 8:17 pm, Sarcastica Says:

   Happy belated birthday!! Hope you had an enjoyable one! =]

8. August 16th, 2007 at 1:31 am, MzPenny Says:

   Happy Birthday sweetie!!! I think you look FABULOUS DARLING!!!!
   Muahhhhhhhhhhhh

9. August 1st, 2008 at 6:44 pm, Oh My Gawd Really » So ya, I turned 41, I mean 26. Says:

   [...] I say 41? Silly me – I meant 26, seeing as I turned 25 last year. [...]