August 6, 2007
We went for a drive in the country yesterday. And nothing adds to that experience like getting a wrong number on your cell phone from a seemingly drunk womanm with a gaggle of other drunk women in the backgroun.
Hello?
Hi! What are you wearing?
What am I wearing?
Ya.
Ummm a pair of jeans and white tee shirt.
Oh, how about a wet tee shirt?
Ah, well, no it’s not wet, just white.
Oh darn! How are you?
I’m fine, how are you?
Great! Whattya doing?
Just out for a drive in the country.
Why?
I dunno, something to do.
Are you coming over?
Ah, who is this?
You don’t know who this is?
Not really.
Really? You don’t know who this is? For real?
Ummm ya for real.
What’s with you today? Good thing you’re so pretty!
Well, thanks. But I still don’t know who this is.
Really? Come on, you do!
No, but I guess it’s someone who loves me?
Loves you? No, but I’d fuck you! *Huge laughing by other women in the background*
Ah, well, okay then.
Naw, I’m just fuckin’ with ya! Seriously, you coming over?
I don’t think I am since I still have no freakin’ clue who this is.
Jesus girl, what’s with you today?
I’m crazy I guess. Still don’t know who this is.
This IS Britney right?
Britney? You’re looking for someone named Britney?
Yes. And this IS Britney right?
Nope.
You’re kidding? This ISN’T Britney?
That’s correct.
Oh geez, I have the wrong number!!!!!!!!!!!
Ya think?
*Click*
My husband asks what that was all about, so I relay the conversation to him. He was upset because he NEVER gets those kind of wrong numbers and wanted to know if her number came up on my cell phone and maybe we should give her a call later. Maybe she’s cute and into orgies. Sure honey, sure.
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August 6th, 2007 at 12:17 pm, Chris Says:
ROFLMAO!!!
Prince Charming would have said exactly what yours said! LMAO.
August 6th, 2007 at 3:59 pm, Tara Says:
I was wondering if My DH was a bro to your DH, cause that is what he would have said too.
August 7th, 2007 at 1:24 am, mackey Says:
Musdt have been travelling with my hubby cuz’ he would have said the same thing:)
August 9th, 2007 at 8:45 am, Mrs. Jo Says:
Freakin’ hilarious…of course your hubby wants the number..don’t they all have those wonderful fantasies.
August 10th, 2007 at 11:11 am, Ozy Says:
Why don’t drunk women ever call me and tell me they would f*&$ me? It’s just not fair. Granted you’re like way more doable than I am but …
August 13th, 2007 at 8:14 pm, Sarcastica Says:
Only things like that happen to you, because you are the only one who poops.
August 16th, 2007 at 1:28 am, MzPenny Says:
Dammit I want calls like that too…lmfao!!! Not really but OMG you get the bigest weirdos call you!!