September 7, 2007
Sure if I won a million dollars or unicorns were real, it could get a little better but honestly, it’s pretty good. I mean I have my own fan club now that I created myself and so far have 2 fans and one of them is me (holla!), had an english muffin for breakfast AND milk, got to take a shower, laughed my guts out on the phone and only dealt with one moron customer service person so far today. That’s a good day. But wait, there’s more………
See that bright trinket of love picture? Ya. That’s a ‘Smile Award’. And it’s all mine. It was given to me, by Joie at Canned Laughter. She apparently heard I am a ‘crap magnet’ (according to Pusher Robot) and I often blind people with my beauty and she too, is afraid of me and thinks I’m not playing with a full box of crayons , plus she said I make her cry or laugh or laugh while she’s crying which basically translates into, she thinks I’m the cat’s meow and would totally marry me if she went that way. That’s what I get from it anyway. I’m a professional translator so I know about these sort of things. It’s called reading between the lines folks no matter how blurry those lines are.
Thank you Joie for reminding people how very insane special I really am.
Posted by Sassy @ 5:28 pm • Awards
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September 9th, 2007 at 10:19 pm, Christie Says:
Hello,
Just wanted to say that I’ve just recently found your blog, and I love it. You have an amazing sense of humor! I’m enjoying reading!
Take care,
Christie
September 10th, 2007 at 7:35 am, Pusher Robot Says:
hmmmm … that sounds different when you say it!
September 12th, 2007 at 9:19 am, Tracy Says:
Congratulations. It seems that you’ve pulled crazy wool over everyone’s eyes. It takes true talent to do that!
September 12th, 2007 at 12:48 pm, chris Says:
AWWW! You totally deserve it. Only it should say that you make me laugh my ass off.