September 7, 2007

Sure if I won a million dollars or unicorns were real, it could get a little better but honestly, it’s pretty good. I mean I have my own fan club now that I created myself and so far have 2 fans and one of them is me (holla!), had an english muffin for breakfast AND milk, got to take a shower, laughed my guts out on the phone and only dealt with one moron customer service person so far today. That’s a good day. But wait, there’s more………

See that bright trinket of love picture? Ya. That’s a ‘Smile Award’. And it’s all mine. It was given to me, by Joie at Canned Laughter. She apparently heard I am a ‘crap magnet’ (according to Pusher Robot) and I often blind people with my beauty and she too, is afraid of me and thinks I’m not playing with a full box of crayons , plus she said I make her cry or laugh or laugh while she’s crying which basically translates into, she thinks I’m the cat’s meow and would totally marry me if she went that way. That’s what I get from it anyway. I’m a professional translator so I know about these sort of things. It’s called reading between the lines folks no matter how blurry those lines are.

Thank you Joie for reminding people how very insane special I really am.

Me. Duh. You shouldn’t have had to even think about that. But if you did or are confused as to why I’m cool, lemme explain it to you.

I have my own fan club. Give your head a shake and smack your face hard. But even doing that won’t erase the facts…I have a fan club. Where did I get my own fan club? From creating it myself since I’m a loser the thousands of people who adore and worship me, that’s how. If you go HERE, you will see the fan club. My fan club. Sure you’ll find out my real name and stuff but how exciting is that going to be? Not very. I mean very.

I hope to have at least one 500 fans joined by noon. And it’s 12:07pm people. That’s how popular I am.

*Edit* Umm you have to be signed into Facebook to see the link I posted. If you don’t know what Facebook is, smash your head into a brick wall and pour gas in your eyes just for not knowing.