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November 28, 2007

I’m not Perez Hilton.

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A couple of Sassy haters commenters at my new job site, told me today that I should stop trying to be Perez Hilton. I wasn’t aware that I was trying to be an overweight, blue haired man, but gosh, thanks for putting me in check. Plus he’s got a penis (I’m assuming) and I don’t (fact). As well, we all know that Perez is such a great writer and oh so funny. That’s sarcasm incase you missed it, by the way (they didn’t get it, so I’m helping them out). I, apparently, am not allowed to use sarcasm, because, I guess Hilton invented it? Ya okay. I’m older than PH, so if anyone invented sarcasm, it was me.

I get such a kick out of people who get all bent outta shape about celeb sites. They get all defensive and act like they actually know the celebrity and take it personally. I get paid to write about celebs and if I feel like making fun of them, well guess what? I’m gonna do it. To date, I’ve been called a retard, incompetent, a woman who MUST be married to a black man (still trying to figure out what that’s supposed to mean), been told I should marry Paul McCartney if I love him so much (um, nope I don’t), been SCREAMED AT (you know, hollered at with caps on) for being a “Britney hater,” told to stop being so mean to Celine Dion’s son because he has long hair-that’s all I said, was that he has long hair and my own son has long hair and gets called a girl all the time, so bite me.

I’ve been told I suck, I’m a loser and now, I need to stop trying to be Perez. My heart aches, oh yes, for real. And by my heart aches, I say bring it. I could care less, what you think of me because quite honestly, you don’t know me. I will say that I’ve received MANY nice comments, telling me how witty I am and those people are obviously the smart ones. Very smart. Call me, we’ll do lunch. So to the people who like to trash me and my stories. Yawn.

In other, exciting news, is it the new year yet? I feel like I’ve been in the Christmas time warp because we’ve done everything so early this year. Our tree is up, shopping done and wrapped and under the tree, and since I don’t do any holiday baking, that’s just one more thing I don’t have to do. And yet, it’s not even quite December and I’m wondering if Christmas is over. I may start a holiday countdown or something. Wait. Nah, that’s too much work. I got things I have to get done, like not being Perez Hilton.

Posted by Sassy @ 9:26 pmUncategorized6 comments  

November 13, 2007

I’m awake now (for Chris).

Chris, who by the way, thinks I’m perfect (ya), wanted me to update because she was making her bloggy rounds. Natually, I’m willing to oblige her. Yes, I’m awake now and have been for quite some time. I woke at 5am and never really got back to sleep, which sort of sucks.

I have so much to do today and barely know where to begin, plus my daughter is home sick so that sort of throws a wrench into things. She’s comfortably watching tv right now, and not barfing, and for that, I’m thankful. Cleaning puke wasn’t on my ‘to do’ list for this morning and I’d like to keep it that way.

We did more Christmas shopping on the weekend and I love that we are getting close to being done. I’m sure you’re thrilled for me. My husband told my oldest boys they could shop for me at the ‘Love Stop’ or ‘Adult Source’. Nice huh? He’s such a comedian, makes me want to kick him in the balls laugh so hard. I told them, if I see any sort of funky looking box, weird or oblong shapes, I’m not even opening it and they may get a punch in the face. I had a friend back in high school, who played a joke on me…let’s just say it involved the public and ‘good vibrations’. I never want to re-visit that memory thank you very much.

Well, this is short, sweet and boring but I gotta run and get my shiznat done. Chris, I hope you’re happy that I updated just for you and I’ll expect some $20′s in a plain white envelope. Ah, with my name and address on it. And a stamp. Cheery-o all. Peace out. See ya. Smell ya later. What, am I 12? Yes, in my mind I am.

Posted by Sassy @ 11:13 amNonsense3 comments  






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