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December 27, 2007

I’m a begger.

Catchy title eh? Ya, well here’s the thing- Our bonus plan is changing at Babble , however, you can help me score two more (already made one decent bonus) by clicking the next two links. And that my friends, is why I’m a whore. But seriously, don’t you want my kids to be able to eat? *Insert sappy, sad music here*. Sure I’m being dramatic, but that’s what princesses do, be dramatic.

Normally I wouldn’t beg but I’m desperate and it’s not like I’m asking you to cut off a limb. Now that would be inconsiderate and highly insensitive of me. All I’m asking you to do, is read a couple of posts. One involves a hot chick (Jessica Alba) and the other a dead rapper (RIP dude). And really, they’re not long reads, take you maybe 3 minutes tops unless you’re a super slow reader. Which, come on, look at you. You’re smart, beautiful and sexy. Am I sucking up to you? You betcha. But I mean every word. Seriously. Would I lie to you? Look at my picture at the top of my blog. Just look at me. Pure innocence. Hey, if you want me to click something of yours, I totally would. Ask me. I’m there. Thank you. I’ll send you a check. Okay, that’s a lie but if I had the money I would. Hey…If I get those bonuses, I’ll buy you a coffee. Or send you a cyber hug. Whatever your pleasure is.

Thank you. Smooches! (Links below)

Jessica Alba nude? Click HERE

Rest in peace Pimp C. Click HERE

*Update* Well, my post about Jessica Alba has hit the bonus mark! Can you say excited? Let me say it for you, EXCITED! That’d be me. Thanks to all who may have clicked that link. Kiss kiss!

Posted by Sassy @ 11:43 pmJob ShiznatNo comments  

December 21, 2007

I’m not dead.

I’m still alive, thus I’m not dead. I’ve been so busy and you’re wondering busy doing what right? I wish I had something exciting to tell you, but I don’t. I walked in the frigging cold today to get my nails done and then walked to the grocery store to pick up a bag of sugar. Don’t kill me because you’re bored.

Oh I guess I do have some exciting news…well exciting to me. I bought myself a laptop. A real one. I’m loving it. I, however, kinda messed up my husband’s Christmas surprise for me. He’d already bought me a laptop, but how was I to know? Anyway, he was cool with it and said he’d just return it and get me something else. He’s so sweet. But don’t tell him I said that. He likes to act all, “I’m not a big old softie,” so let’s just keep it between us shall we?

So who’s ready for the holidays and old big fat Santa to come down your chimney? I’ve been ready for so long I wish it was the new year already. Let’s get a move on. I’m dying to know what my kids got me. They’ve refused to give me any hints and I’ve curbed the desire to sneak a peek and ruin the surprise. I’ve been known to, in the past, to kind of open things and then rewrap them. You think my kids get excited about Christmas? They got nothin’ on me lemme tell ya. I just can’t help it. But, I’ve been in a 14 step recovery progam for Christmas present-a-holics and apparently it’s working. I’m reformed!

I’m still working here, and just because I’m sweet, I’m going to post a few links that you could click. It may or may not earn me a bonus but if you read my shiznat, I’ll be forever grateful. Not grateful enough to send you cash, but I’ll take youi out to dinner. What? We don’t live in the same city? Geez, picky aren’t you?

Who doesn’t love celebrity gossip? Everyone does, even if they don’t admit it. Below are some stories that I’ve written about and perhaps you’ll find them interesting. Or maybe you won’t. Listen I can’t entertain you 24/7.

A rapper named Pimp C died. I had never heard of him but apparently he was well loved to the rap loving fans.

Madonna’s new song, ’4 Minutes to Save the World’ made it’s world debut. Will it be a hit? I wasn’t crazy about the sample played but who knows, maybe it’ll grow on us.

Britney Spears was nude sunbathing. I guess it’s a photoshopped picture, but hey, it’s still fun to make fun of her. It’s what I live for.

So there you go, some good Christmas reading. Merry freakin’ Christmas. Ho, ho, ho.

Posted by Sassy @ 5:30 pmUncategorizedNo comments  

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