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Teri Hatcher is a shitty singer.

April 14, 2008

If you missed Teri Hatcher’s rendition of Carrie Underwood’s “Before He Cheats,” thank your lucky stars. Your ears will praise you. If you were unlucky enough to hear it (why oh why did I click it?), then you will now know that she is a horrible singer. True, I’ve probably heard worse via American Idol tryouts, but seriously, Teri needs to stick with the acting – because, ya, she’s the best actress there is.

Most people I know, who’ve listened to or saw Hatcher’s performance on Idol Gives Back, thought she sucked. I’d have to agree. Every blog or celebrity site I’ve read, came to that same conclusion. However, there is at least one person on the planet who thinks “she was pretty good.” Ya, that’d be my husband.

Mr.Man has a boner for Teri Hatcher, but still, I was sure when he actually listened and watched her performance, he’d agree with the masses – that Teri should never pick up a microphone and sing in public. Ever.

But nope, he only had positive, nice things to say, such as:

She’s pretty good, stayed in key the whole time (Yes, her voice was like liquid gold and that’s why she’s famous for her singing – oh she’s not famous for her fantastic singing? My mistake)

She’s not a professional singer but did fine for not really having any training (Uh huh)

I’ve heard worse, but really, she wasn’t bad at all (I’ve heard worse too – Teri Hatcher, ha)

I don’t know why people are saying she sucked (Uh because she did?)

Listen, I’m not stupid – had she been 5000 lbs of jiggly fat, hairy, sporting a thick mustache, had huge pit stains on her blouse and farted live on stage, then he’d say she sucked, no doubt about it, even if the “quality” of her performance was exactly the same. But since he’s got the hots for her, ya, “she was pretty good.” Ha, men. Soooo transparent.

And just incase you missed it, here’s Teri in her full singing glory – note: You MAY want to wear earplugs or pray beforehand that your ears don’t bleed.

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3 Responses to “Teri Hatcher is a shitty singer.”

  1. *sigh*

    Of course the day I actually have a moment to visit…you are torturing your beloved fans. Just my luck ;-)


  2. Yes, I don’t know why she sang??! That was weird! I do know that Ryan Seacrest had dated Teri H so maybe there was a deal?

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