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June 30, 2008

Desperate Housewives – Edie’s comin’ back!!

It’s a bloody heatwave here – well, I think. It’s hot as hell (not that I’d know how hot hell is, but you know what I mean – I might know in about 50 years, for now, I’m guessing), and I’m crabby and thought, what would cheer me up? Cash? A date with Brad Pitt? Someone presenting me with diamonds? Sure, those are all things that would be nice, but I’m pretty certain, none of them are happening anytime soon. But…..

….I just found out through the grapevine (uh, the internet) that Nicollette Sheridan IS coming back to play evil, bitchy Edit Britt! Yay! She was written out of last season’s show but I guess the writers got a clue (or heard me whining) and are bringing her back. Or maybe they planned this all along and wanted to play with our minds. Ha. And they call Edie evil.

So, there you go, some great news to start off your Monday morning gossip shootin’ the shit around the water cooler. You can thank me later. Wink wink.

I must go finish sweating to death now. Kthxbai.

Posted by Sassy @ 10:46 amTelevision Drivel1 comment  

June 26, 2008

Uh, I have a new house.

You’ve missed me, I know it. I apologize for being away for so long – 2 weeks is way too long for you, and I’m sorry. I’ll make it up to you. You can send me cash to help ease the pain. Yes, your pain. Giving makes you feel better. Nothing lower than a $20 please.

I was going to make up something really fun, like that I was away on a “secret” mission but that’s dumb, and I’m way too tired to think of something fun, so instead, I’ll tell you the truth. For once.

We bought a new house! Yes, we just bought one last year right around this time but we like to keep things interesting, by interesting, I mean complicated. I’m going to post photos once we get settled – we’re mostly done but I like things just right before I show people my lair.

Our two grown sons are staying at the other house (YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!), Oh, did I sound too enthusiastic? I meant (BOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOO), but they’re about a 4 minute drive from us, so we can lock the doors and hide in plenty of time visit anytime and vise versa.

I must say it’s a very nice house, our nicest to date and big. We like big. Well not everything should be big, because ass pimples are not pretty. Nevermind. (OMG no, I don’t really have one of those – purely for comedic purposes).

We stayed up until 2 a.m. working, putting stuff away because I can’t handle living out of boxes. It drives the ANALish tendencies in me, crazy. And we can’t have crazy.

There’s a techy dude from the security systems place here right now, installing his shiznat. We’ve never had a security system before, but I decided that we need one – uh, not because we have super valuable things (hear that crooks? We got nothin’!), but our new home is a two-story with a walk-out basement, so that makes me paranoid to be sleeping waaaaay upstairs and knowing that waaaay downstairs, there’s an entrance that someone could break into while we’re sleeping (or, um, awake) and maybe I wouldn’t hear it and then they’d try to harm us and then I’d have to get into mama bear mode to protect my young’ens, karate chop the bad guy in the balls (that’s for you Karen), and what if there’s blood after I kick him and then he’d bleed on my white-ish carpet….yuck. See? Way too much to give myself ulcers over, so why not just buy a security system? I highly recommend it if you’re even the slightest bit of a freak worrier such as myself.

Hopefully I pay attention to the security guy and remember the instructions. I certainly don’t need the cops running here every day when I go to water my flowers and forget to unarm (de-arm?) the alarm. That might not be a good situation. I don’t look that nice in handcuffs. Well, there was that one time…….never mind.

Okay, must run and go make up a security code…what about 3456? That’s easy enough right? Thought so!

Posted by Sassy @ 9:15 pmConfusing right?,Just Stuff.No comments  






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