September 11, 2008
In just about two hours, I’m going to be on SecondHand Radio with Karl Erikson and we are going to have so much fun. By fun, I mean I hope I don’t bore the man and his listeners. He has no idea what he’s getting himself into.
I wanted to put my best foot forward (PUN, IT’S A PUN!) so, I am wearing my prettiest new shoes, uh, not that anyone can see me wearing them, but I’ve posted a photo of me wearing them, so you get the idea. I also flat ironed my hair (I do that anyway, so that’s not special, but shhh, don’t tell Karl) and I’ve got new lipgloss on (See my Survivor post below) and my nails are done. Again, it’s radio so you won’t see me, but I’ve given you a good descriptive idea of how I’ll look.
I have to go feed my kids now and then banish them to the – attic?, somewhere, so they’re not asking me to wait on them while I’m busy chatting and boring mesmerizing people who are nice enough to tune in. I have no topics in mind, I’m going to wing it and hopefully Karl doesn’t ask me about the “incident with the eyeshadow and pens.” Not that he’d know about the incident with the eyeshadow and pens, but incase he’s some kind of freak who can see into people’s pasts, I may have to kill him. By kill, I mean deny, deny, deny. I’ll pretend I don’t know what he’s talking about. I’ll just turn it around and make him look crazy, like he forgot his meds. Oh yes, I’m that evil. Muahahahahaa.
Show starts at 10 p.m. EDT – it’s linked above. If you call in, don’t ask me hard stuff – by that time of evening, I’m working on less than half of my brain power. Kthxbai.
