September 12, 2008
I did my first radio show with Karl – thank you Karl! I hadn’t been on the radio since I called in to request ‘Missing You’ by John Waite in 1984. Ya, been awhile. And Karl actually wanted to talk to me – the dude in 1984, was like, ‘listen, you request your song and then that’s it for our conversation – hey, I’m going to call the cops if you don’t hang up.’ Geez, touchy, touchy.
Anyway, my BFF called in and although she made Karl ask about my ‘raccoon meatloaf,‘ , and then I had to dish (no pun) the details, and let the world know I suck at cooking, I’ll probably still send her a Christmas gift. It’ll be a lump of coal (aka shit) but it’s the thought that counts. No, I’m kidding. She’s building me a wing at her new mansion, so I’ll at least send her a gift card from the Mercantile – maybe some fake teeth or a whoopi cushion. Hey, maybe both.
It’s Karl’s birthday next week and I’m pretty certain he said to send all birthday gifts and/or cash to me – you know, just to hold for him. I’m cool like that. I’ll post my deets later. Nothing less than a $20 mmkay? And I’m 100% positive that Karl likes silver and precious gems and designer handbags. Oh and pretty shoes. Size 6 1/2 women’s. So? He’s got small man feet – let’s not judge.
Thank you to all who joined in, in the chatroom and I appreciate losing my radio talk/phone/show virginity with such a sexy bunch. Mind you, I couldn’t actually see any of you, but I’m sweet, and will assume you are all hot. Whew, just thinking about it makes me want to have a cold shower. Rawr!
Okay, must go to bed, the butt-crack of dawn comes way too early. *Remember – it’s Karl’s birthday on September 18th but he wants you to spoil me. Aw, shucks!*