Comments on: You will die when you see this Christmas tree.

By: Average Jane

Average Jane — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 13:45:27 +0000

I actually have a tall, skinny artificial tree on purpose because a more triangular one won’t fit in my tiny living room. However, it is symmetrical!

By: Sassy

Sassy — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 03:19:52 +0000

Sounds good, thanks babe!

By: Karen Sugarpants

Karen Sugarpants — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 03:14:36 +0000

That dildo tree would be perfect for our crapartment. lol!

i got your email and i’m over here working anyway so i’ll put in in the new model, okay?

By: Betsey

Betsey — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 20:55:32 +0000

That poor, poor dildo tree.

I’m dying over here. Too funny.

By: Ellen (Y)

Ellen (Y) — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 19:52:18 +0000

lol! Go ask for your money from the dildo tree back! x

By: SallyD

SallyD — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 05:07:26 +0000

LMAO! I needed that! Ok so what did you do with the dildo tree? The second tree looks nice. And what a deal!

By: Sassy

Sassy — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 19:31:44 +0000

Ha, Zellers it was! And that’s what my husband said…if we lived in a teeny tiny condo, the tree would be perfect.

By: Procrastamom

Procrastamom — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 19:30:35 +0000

You went to Zellers for that first tree didn’t you? I have been burned before by that store with the very same thing…the picture on the box not being anything like what’s inside. I did buy my last tree from Zellers, but not before ripping the box open in the middle of the aisle and assembling the tree right there in the store!

(maybe that dildo tree is designed for people who own those really skinny new condos they’re building now.)