Oh My Gawd Sodagirl!
Octomom Top Ten Porn Movie Titles

March 4, 2009

I’m bored and decided I should probably write another post about Octomom Nadya Suleman – because you know, I don’t write enough about her at work, so why not stick a post in here as well?

Suleman was offered, by porn distributors Vivid Entertainment, to do some on-camera action and for a cool million clams (ew, pun not intended but hey, sorta fits). Nadya turned them down. I doubt there are many wanting to see her naked but there are freaks out there, so it’s possible.

I’ve decided to write my own top ten porn titles – you know, in the event she changes her mind and Vivid needs some snappy titles. These may or may not make sense – if you know the story of Octomommy, then you’ll get it, if you don’t, you’re lucky.

# 10 – I’ll Take Eight, But Fourteen Is Better

# 9 – OctoNude: My Lips Are Real

# 8 – Road Trip: To My Vajayjay

# 7 – I’ll Show You My X-tra Skin If You Show Me Yours

# 6 – Naked Nadya – I Keep Coming Back For More

# 5 – It’s Been 8 Years, I Need 8 Inches (But I’ll Settle For Less)

# 4 – Eye Candy: C-Section Scars Are In

# 3 – MILF On Welfare: Food Stamp Lovin’

# 2 – Afternoon Quickie (Hurry Up Dude, I have 14 Kids)

# 1 – The Womb Raider (I’m An Angelina Wannabe)

I’m sure Vivid will be calling me.

Posted by Sassy @ 12:44 amJust Stuff.,Movies That Suck,White TrashyNo comments  

RSS feed for comments on this post.
TrackBack URI

Comments are closed for this entry.





Add to BlogEngage

 



Creative Commons License
This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-No Derivative Works 2.5 Canada License.

Search:


  •  






Try Not to Choke On It




My Amazon.com Wish List

www.flickr.com

Development and Hosting by:

Visit Swank Web Style for All Your Blog Design Needs

Site Meter